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1. The Caretaker's Guide to Keeping Castles and Wooing Witches by flowerfem - Cover Art by knickersandeasels

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   18 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Minerva McGonagall
   • Filius Flitwick
   • Peeves (Harry Potter)
   • Moaning Myrtle
   • Harry Potter
   • Narcissa Black Malfoy
   • Aberforth Dumbledore
   • Argus Filch
   • Newt Scamander
   • Fluff
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Cozy
   • Hogwarts
   • Post-Hogwarts
   • Professor Hermione Granger
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Care of Magical Creatures
   • Halloween
   • Christmas
   • Angst
   • Mutual Pining
   • Quidditch
   • Hogsmeade (Harry Potter)
   • House-Elf Magic (Harry Potter)
   • POV Draco Malfoy
   • Christmas Fluff
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Implied/Referenced Character Death
   • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
   • artwork
   • Fanart
   • Cover Art

   Summary

   Draco Malfoy was starting his second year as Caretaker of Hogwarts with a promotion to include Keeper of the Keys and Grounds. He tried not to think of himself as a janitor but when Hermione Granger turned up, teaching Care of Magical Creatures, he found himself cleaning up messes of his own making.

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