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1. Where are my pants, Granger? by Maksima

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   01 Apr 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hermione Granger/Andromeda Black Tonks
   • Narcissa Black Malfoy/Andromeda Black Tonks
   • Narcissa Malfoy/Hermione Granger/Andromeda Tonks
   • Nymphadora Tonks
   • Narcissa Malfoy
   • au: no magic
   • Gangbang
   • PWP
   • Alcohol
   • Voyeurism
   • Rough Sex
   • Group Sex
   • drones
   • Incest
   • Cunnilingus
   • Profanity
   • daily life
   • proposal
   • rating for sex
   • Face Sitting
   • Sitcom
   • Strapons
   • Trisam
   • Banter

   Summary

   They hate each other by day and fuck each other by night. Andromeda Tonks is a senior logistics manager with hook hands and the temperament of a raging fury. Hermione Granger is a shift manager who loves order in the warehouse and a complete mess in the bedroom. On March 8, they overindulged in tequila, and Hermione decided that breaking free from the shackles of patriarchy required drastic measures. Now, Andromeda doesn't just lack a bra. Andromeda lacks everything. Completely. Because Granger threw everything out the window.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   19,156

   Chapters:

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