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Party at Jiminie's House

@jiminie added @cutekookie to the group

@jiminie added @jhobi to the group

jiminie:

party at my house next friday! It's my birthdaaaaaaayyyy

cutekookie:

partyyyy i'm so down! hobi, are you coming?

jhobi:

of course! i'm always down for a party

i didn't know it was your birthday jimin. what day is it?

jiminie:

my birthday is actually tomorrow but i don't have any time off until next weekend so that's when i'm doing the party

jhobi:

oohhh happy early birthday!! can i invite a few friends to the party??

jiminie:

of course! the more the merrier. kookie, invite tae!

add anybody that you want to invite to this group so we can make plans

cutekookie:

i'll ask tae and add him if he thinks he can go

jhobi:

okaaay i'm texting a few friends and i'll add them if they say yes

well… i'm adding one of my friends even if he says no

he needs to get out of his studio and interact with normal humans…for once…

jiminie:

haha, invite anybody you want hobi!

@jhobi added @rmjoonie to the group

@jhobi added @nightyoongi to the group

rmjoonie:

um hobi? what's with this?

jhobi:

joonie! jimin, a friend of mine from dance class, is throwing a birthday party next friday and you and yoongi are coming

rmjoonie:

okay cool, sounds fun ^_^

hey guys! i'm namjoon but you guys can call me joonie if you want. that's what hobi calls me anyways…

jiminie:

hello joonie! i'm jimin! this is for my birthday party next friday.

jungkook is the other person in this group but i don't think he is active right now. last thing he said was that he was going to ask if his boyfriend wanted to go

jhobi:

jungkook is dating someone? i could have swore i saw someone flirting with him the other day after class…

jiminie:

ummm what??

wait what day was that?

jhobi:

i think it was tuesday??

jiminie:

ohhh haha that was taehyung, his boyfriend. he likes to pretend to flirt and ask him out after his tuesday classes. it has become kind of a joke now lol

jhobi:

ahhh that makes sense. for a second there, i was worried…

nightyoongi:

it is midnight. why do i have over 10 messages from random numbers? go to sleep

jhobi:

aaaaaand there's yoongi, the other person i added to the group!

yoongles! jimin is throwing a birthday party next friday night and you're going

nightyoongi:

no

jhobi:

ummm yes?

nightyoongi:

no. goodnight

jiminie:

he doesn't have to go if he doesn't want to hobi… >_<

rmjoonie:

he's just being difficult but i am sure he will end up going, especially if there is food

jhobi:

i'll drag him out of the house and get him there somehow

nightyoongi:

you will never find me

jhobi:

so dramatic >_>

@nightyoongi has left the group

@rmjoonie has added @nightyoongi to the goup

rmjoonie:

stop being dramatic, yoongles

nightyoongi:

no

and i told you to stop calling me that name

now, goodnight

jhobi:

i'll get him there somehow…

jiminie:

it's okay if he doesn't want to go…

while we wait for jungkook and taehyung, maybe we can each send our names and a picture to introduce ourselves?

jhobi:

oooohhhh good idea! you go first, birthday boy ^_^

jiminie:

okay! hi, i'm jimin and i'm a sophmore

nightyoongi:

ok i'll go to the party

jhobi:

YOONGLES I KNEW YOU WERE LURKING

now you come because of how cute jiminie is?? ;)

nightyoongi:

i deny all accusations, i'm going for the food

jhobi:

whatever you say yoongles

nightyoongi:

i told you not to call me that

jiminie:

MOVING ON

hobi, why don't you go next?

jhobi:

sure! i'm hoseok, or hobi for my friends, and i'm a junior

here's me ^_^

jiminie:

omg cutie!!!

cutekookie:

what did i miss?

oh, jiminie, tae is coming too so i'm going to add him to the group

@cutekookie added @taetae to the group

taetae:

what's up party peopleeeee?!?!?!

cutekookie:

jimin, hobi, and other guys i don't know, this is my boyfriend, taehyung

jiminie:

hello taehyung! i'm jimin, nice to meet youuu ^_^

jhobi:

hey taehyung! i'm hoseok but you can call me hobi

rmjoonie:

i'm namjoon but you can call me that or joonie. whichever you prefer

jhobi:

and @nightyoongi is yoongi, a friend of mine that i am forcing to come to this party…

he's a recluse…

nightyoongi:

i already said i would come. why are you guys still blowing up my phone at 1 am?

jhobi:

as you can see, he is a grumpy cat but we love him!!

and he just keeps lurking instead of putting his phone down like he wants us to think he is doing

nightyoongi:

nuh uh

jhobi:

see?

nightyoongi:

shut it, jung hoseok

rmjoonie:

yoongi, you only said that you wanted to go after jimin sent a selfie

nightyoongi:

i said no such thing…

jhobi:

-> [ jiminie:

okay! hi, i'm jimin and i'm a sophmore

jiminie:

nightyoongi:

ok i'm coming to the party ]

@nightyoongi left the group

@rmjoonie has added @nightyoongi to the group

nightyoongi:

i hate you guys

jhobi:

you love us, yoongles

nightyoongi:

i don't. i hate you all and i hope you trip going up the stairs

rmjoonie:

IT WAS ONE TIME

cutekookie:

i have no clue what is going on here

jiminie:

shhh…my show is on…

taetae:

i'm loving this… i know we're all going to be best friends

jiminie:

taehyung, you are so right. aren't i a genius? i brought all of us together *tears up*

ahem

so, who is going to introduce themselves next?

rmjoonie:

i guess i can go. hello, i'm namjoon or call me joonie. i'm a junior

taetae:

OMG WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING?? YOU'RE SO CUTE

jhobi:

jungkookie, joonie is about to steal yo man…

cutekookie:

he's about to steal me too. damn…

rmjoonie:

stoooop i'm blushing

jiminie:

namjoon, you are so cute! omg

okaaaay now that the fangirling is over, kookie, you go

cutekookie:

hey, i'm jungkook and i'm a freshman

cutekookie:

and tae is MINE so hands off people >_>

taetae:

awwww baby i was just joking…you know i only have eyes for you, jungkookie ^_^

jiminie:

cuteness overloadddd

jhobi:

omg they are adorable!!

taetae:

my tuuuurn. hey guys! i'm taehyung but you can call me tae or taetae. here's me ^_^

cutekookie:

that's my maaaan

jiminie:

omg so cute taetae!!!

i'm def calling you taetae from now on. it is non negotiable

taetae:

only if i can call you jiminie ^_^

jiminie:

of course taetae ^_^

jhobi:

@nightyoongi

it's your turn to introduce yourself! let's goooooo

rmjoonie:

i think he is ignoring us now

jhobi:

oh well, i'll do his intro and picture for him

@nightyoongi hey guys, this is minnie yoongles and he's

a junior

cutekookie:

jiminie just texted me screaming about how gorgeous yoongi is

jiminie:

JUNGKOOK SHUT UP

taetae:

ohhhh he's whipped

nightyoongi:

did someone call for me?

jiminie:

OMG GO AWAY

jhobi:

haha now you show up yoongi. jiminie thinks your gorgeoussss

rmjoonie:

i bet yoongi is blushing right now

nightyoongi:

i am doing no such thing, shut it clutz

rmjoonie:

*gasp* rude >_>

taetae:

it's like i have my own personal drama playing in front of me

cutekookie:

hold up i need popcorn for this, pause please

nightyoongi:

jimin thinks i'm gorgeous???

jhobi:

yoongi, honey, you're still texting in the group chat

nightyoongi:

shit

RM + J-HOPE + SUGA

suga:

he called me gorgeous????

rm:

he already saw your other message, no point in hiding now

suga:

shhhh

j-hope:

ooooohhhh yoongles is in loooooveeeeee

suga:

shut it, no i'm not

rm:

mmm are you sure??

suga:

…

j-hope:

love is in the AAAAAIIIIIIRRRRR

suga:

shit