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1. Can't a guy jerk off on his only day off? by cheariys

   Fandoms: Sonic Boom (Cartoon), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   19 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Shadow the Hedgehog/Sonic the Hedgehog
   • Sonic the Hedgehog
   • Shadow the Hedgehog
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Porn IS the plot
   • Masturbation
   • Masturbation Interruptus
   • Voyeurism
   • Accidental Voyeurism
   • Bottom Sonic the Hedgehog
   • Top Shadow the Hedgehog
   • Trans Sonic the Hedgehog
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Mutual Masturbation
   • Clit Play
   • Sex Toys
   • Hand Jobs
   • Hand & Finger Kink
   • Pussy Spanking
   • Hate Sex
   • Rough Sex
   • Anal Sex
   • Rope Bondage
   • Non-Consensual Bondage
   • Mildly Dubious Consent
   • Hair-pulling
   • quill-pulling actually lol
   • Wet & Messy
   • Coming Untouched
   • Squirting and Vaginal Ejaculation
   • Sonic the Hedgehog is a Tease
   • Shadow the Hedgehog is So Done
   • Sonic the Hedgehog is a Dork
   • Large Cock
   • Cock Tease
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Penis In Vagina Sex
   • Forceful Penetration
   • Multiple Orgasms
   • Forced Orgasm
   • Orgasm Delay
   • Sexual Overstimulation
   • Prostate Milking
   • Size Kink
   • Degradation Kink
   • Verbal Humiliation
   • Breeding Kink
   • Choking Kink
   • Self-Lubrication
   • Creampie
   • Come Inflation
   • Knotting
   • Kinda
   • Simultaneous Orgasm
   • Fainting
   • almost
   • from pleasure don't worry
   • Enemies With Benefits
   • Light Masochism
   • Or maybe not so light
   • Shameless Smut

   Summary

   So, here's the prognosis: Eggman, supernaturally good-natured, behaving like a vermin that, at this new dawn, has been reborn tamed. His friends, all off on a trip to some remote destination, safe in the knowledge they won’t be back until further notice. And the town, or television, or magazines, cleared of distractions, or stimuli, to help him squander energy.

   Being a hero, days off aren't on his calendar. Today is a glorious exception. So, there's no better day for a whim: jerking off.

   But, of course, he hadn't counted on a visit from a certain buzzkill interloper.

   (Or: This is 12k words of pure porn. A hodgepodge of kinks crammed together. Think porn is generic, dirty, or contrived already? Not ready for this.)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   12,760

   Chapters:

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   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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