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The Savior of Olympus and Other Part-Time Gigs by anonymouse_jae
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
18 May 2026
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Summary
BREAKING NEWS: Camp Half-blood's Local Hero Forgets to Mention He Has a Life: Camp is in Shambles
or:
Percy Jackson wasn’t trying to be an enigma, he was just living his life, which usually involved more explosions than the average teenager's. It wasn't his fault people apparently thought his personality began and ended with pointing a bronze sword at things.
Between surviving two world altering wars and trying not to fail senior year, Percy had picked up a few skills that he assumed were common knowledge. He figured the callouses on his fingers from an electric guitar were self explanatory, and that his ability to julienne a bell pepper without losing a thumb was just basic survival in Sally Jackson’s kitchen.
From kick-flipping over unsuspecting demigods to accidentally lecturing the Romans on crustacean taxonomy, Percy’s "secret" life is finally catching up to him. He isn't trying to be the International Man of Mystery, he just genuinely forgot to mention that he's a walking disaster of hobbies, hidden talents, and bisexual energy that even a Starbucks barista can't ignore.
Or:
5 Hobbies Percy Thought Were Obvious (and every single time he's reminded that he’s mysterious)
Series
- Part 1 of The Boy, The Myth, The Legend