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1. Army Secret by zagayman (zackeroonie)

   Fandoms: Eddsworld - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   19 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Matt/Tord (Eddsworld)
   • Matt (Eddsworld)
   • Tord (Eddsworld)
   • Tom (Eddsworld)
   • Edd (Eddsworld)
   • Sergeant "Hillary" Hilarson
   • Army
   • Slurs
   • Hazing
   • Period-Typical Homophobia
   • Gay Matt (Eddsworld)
   • Bisexual Tord (Eddsworld)
   • Oral Sex
   • Anal Sex
   • Hurt No Comfort
   • Episode: Moving Targets (Eddsworld)
   • Not Beta Read
   • Gratuitous Smut
   • Light Angst

   Summary

   Joining the military didn’t feel like a bad idea at the time they signed their contracts, but maybe that’s because they were idiots.

   Tord's so happy being here, and Matt can't fathom why. He's never liked being told what to do, never liked being in cramped spaces with a bunch of randos. Tord seems to grin through it all, even while their sergeant is screaming in his face. What could he possibly enjoy about this place? Matt's about to find out with a very hands-on example...

   Series

   • Part 12 of TordMatt Oneshots

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   5,946

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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