Chapter Text
Wednesday, May 21
(12:37pm)
I’m so done with this day already
Verizon said they could move all my contacts over but I’ve been adding every single number in manually for the last hour
(5:16pm)
Wrong number
(5:18pm)
Sorry, swapped the last two digits!
Saturday, May 24
(10:06am)
Why do all exits off I-35 look exactly the same?
(10:08am)
Between that and all this construction, I’m never going to make it
Just go on without me.
(10:24am)
Still not who you're lookin for
(10:26am)
Sorry! Fucking Siri.
Tuesday, May 27
(11:41am)
I am overwhelmed by the sheer number of food trucks and restaurants in this town
(12:02pm)
Best is Vazquez #1 in north Austin or Habanero Cafe
(12:03pm)
Sorry, don’t mean to keep texting you.
My phone refuses to cooperate
(12:05pm)
Thanks for the recommendations though!
(1:24pm)
Wow
(1:27pm)
Sorry, I’m at Vazquez #1 right now and…just wow
(1:30pm)
Thank you again!
Saturday, May 31
(10:23am)
I had no idea breakfast tacos were a thing
(10:25am)
A thing?
(10:25am)
A thing to exist.
I mean, breakfast burritos, sure. But tacos?
(10:27am)
You sure text a lot
(10:29am)
Not my fault.
Your food recommendations have proven to be amazing.
(10:31am)
You might have to start charging for your services if you keep it up
(11:52am)
Note to self: don’t try to hike after eating three breakfast tacos.
(11:57am)
How’s it a note to yourself if you're texting me?
(11:58am)
Touche
(11:58am)
Also maybe don’t try hiking at noon when it’s nearly 90 out
(11:59am)
I’m not from here
How was I supposed to know that?
(12:04pm)
Common sense
Monday, June 2
(1:55pm)
You ain’t one of them vegetarians right?
(1:56pm)
No
(2:04pm)
Good. Try Stiles Switch bbq
(2:06pm)
…I don’t like barbeque
(2:09pm)
Aw hell. You pulling my leg?
(2:11pm)
Nope
(2:16pm)
Can I ask you something?
and I dont mean it to make you feel dumb or sound condescending
(2:18pm)
Okay…
(2:21pm)
Have you had Texas bbq before?
and I mean real bbq not a chain like Dickeys
(2:23pm)
I don’t know what that is
(2:36pm)
Jesus…what have you had?
(2:40pm)
It wasn’t in Texas…
It was back in Michigan
(3:01pm)
Do me a favor and just go.
You gotta at least get the brisket and the corn casserole
(3:05pm)
and the banana pudding
(3:37pm)
I don't like banana
(4:02pm)
Of course you dont
Wednesday, June 4
(12:28pm)
$30?!
(12:34pm)
Worth it
(12:35pm)
Can I submit a request for reimbursement?
(12:37pm)
From who?
(12:37pm)
You
(12:38pm)
no
(12:44pm)
This better be the best goddamn food in Texas
(12:47pm)
not like I dragged you there
(12:48pm)
Easy for you to say when you’re not the one spending the money
(12:52pm)
Could've looked it up beforehand
(12:45pm)
And been spoiled?
(12:52pm)
Then quit your gripin'
(1:12pm)
Oh fuck you
(1:13pm)
You got a mouth on you
(1:15pm)
This IS the best goddamn food in Texas
(1:17pm)
I’m a BBQ convert
(1:20pm)
There’s hope for you yet
(1:21pm)
Good, cause I’m keeping you around
(1:24pm)
Keeping me?
(1:26pm)
For your food recommendations, obviously.
Maybe I’ll change your contact name in my phone
(1:27pm)
From?
(1:28pm)
STOP TEXTING THIS NUMBER
(1:45pm)
Shit, sorry.
I didn’t mean that as in stop texting me
(1:56pm)
Unless you want to
(2:37pm)
I meant that’s what I had you in my phone as…
(6:03pm)
Joel
(6:05pm)
Excuse me?
(6:09pm)
That's what you can put me in your phone as
(6:10pm)
Joel
(6:11pm)
Yep
(6:11pm)
Hi Joel
(6:12pm)
Howdy