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1. you already know me, use me backwards to try it out by cortamambo

   Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   30 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Matt Johnson/Jay McCarrol
   • Matt Johnson (Nirvanna the Band the Show)
   • Jay McCarrol
   • Dry Humping
   • Feminization
   • Orgasm Edging
   • Under-negotiated Kink
   • RPF
   • (charlie kelly voice) this fic is rpf. what...? this fic is rpf. am i right? am i right for writing mattjay rpf? You betcha.
   • Drunk Sex
   • Acting as Foreplay
   • is it weird to picture yourself as your alter egos and blur fiction and reality with your best friend for sexual reasons
   • Canon-Typical Reference Overdose
   • unanswered questions: is matt a virgin? is jay gay? welllll.

   Summary

   The burning in Jay’s face is enough to make him itchy. He can’t identify the emotion behind it. It’s indignation and it’s mortification and it’s a new word ending in -ation no one has ever felt in history before called ‘Matt is talking about having a shitty girlfriend and that’s me’. He keeps his tight fists at his sides and his jaw clenched and Matt holds his gaze but he breathes like Jay just sent him for a race. And maybe Jay wants a race now.

   It's 2008. Matt's a little bit drunk. Jay's a little bit high.

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   English

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