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1. .✦ ݁˖ ɢʏʀᴏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴊᴏʜɴɴʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ꜱᴇx ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ ꜰʀᴇᴇ ᴄᴏ-ᴏᴘ ᴍᴇᴀʟ ᴅᴇᴀʟ | (Crack and Smut) by shegoncallmebabyshegoncallmeboo

   Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   23 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Johnny Joestar/Gyro Zeppeli
   • Johnny Joestar
   • Gyro Zeppeli
   • Crack
   • JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 7: Steel Ball Run
   • Sex
   • Takes Place in Co-op
   • Inspired by Fanfiction
   • Character Death
   • improper use of water bottle
   • what do i even say
   • At least it’s something besides Avpol
   • you know the drill by now
   • Out of Character
   • Not Beta Read
   • no beta we die like kakyoin
   • Very OOC
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Unprotected Sex
   • Johnny cums into a water bottle
   • This is made out of spite for how expensive my local Co-op is
   • Fuck you dude
   • Two guys fuck
   • Kind of inspired by that incident where the girl died holding her piss to win a Nintendo Wii
   • I got reminded of it because my biology teacher mentioned it
   • I Don't Even Know
   • I Can’t Write Gyro or Johnny
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • somewhat?
   • Bottom Johnny Joestar/Top Gyro Zeppeli
   • Bottom Johnny Joestar
   • Top Gyro Zeppeli
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Masturbation

   Summary

   Inspired by the infamous ‘Gyro and Johnny go to Olive Garden’. Except I don’t know what Olive Garden is like, because i’m not American. So I did this instead.

   Or, Gyro and Johnny hear an advertisement on the bus that says whoever can shove the most water bottles into their ass in the staff room of their local Co-op wins a free meal deal. And Gyro is HUNGRY.

   Language:

   English

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