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Snow White (2025) - Rewritten

Summary:

The title says it all.

Notes:

It's been a year since the release of the Snow White remake, the most meh of all of Disney's live-action remakes.

When I was little, Snow White was my favorite of the Disney Princesses. The original movie had a cozy atmosphere, beautiful animation, and a menacing villain.

I wanted to see the remake in theaters, but that coincided with my Spring Break trip. Luckily, I got to watch the remake when it dropped on Disney.

It is far from the garbage the Rachel Zegler haters make it out to be, but it was far from a perfect remake.

And that's why I'm here, to hopefully do my favorite Disney princess justice.

All songs are from "Snow White" (both versions)

Snow White belongs to Walt Disney.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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Once upon a time, there was a peaceful kingdom ruled by a virtuous queen and king. More than anything, they wished for a child.

One winter's night, a blizzard swept through the land, blotting out the kingdom in a bitter storm of snow and ice, but leaving them the most precious gift.

A princess was born. To honor the night she arrived, her parents named the girl Snow White.

As she grew, the king and queen taught Snow that the bounty of the land belonged to all who tended to it. They showed her how to rule with love.

For someday, her destiny would be to lead.

Play "Where the Good Things Grow" (2025)

The Good King and Queen took Snow out into the town and showed her around.

Good King:

Look upon this land

On the home we've come to know

Where magic and light fill the air

Where we plant a tender seed

Trusting something good will grow

Good King and Queen:

A kingdom for the free and the fair

Some miners showed her a shiny stone.

Miner 1:

Deep within the earth

There are wonders to be found

In the fields and the fruits that they bear

Miner 2:

With a treasure trove of gems

Hidden just below the ground

Both:

A beautiful abundance we share

All the townsfolk came together at the square and danced together.

All:

From the mountains high

To the deepest mines

In a golden sky

How the kingdom shines

And we give to this land

With a generous hand

And the bounty will flow

Where the good things grow

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Where the good things grow

Later, the Good King and Queen brought Snow to the wishing well in the castle courtyard.

Good King:

Make a wish for all you want to be

Good Queen:

Tell us who you someday wish to see

Snow looked down into the well and saw their reflections.

Snow White:

All I see is water

A mother, father, daughter

Good King:

And the seed of someone who will lead

And make the good things grow

Someone fearless

Snow White:

Someone fearless

Good King:

Someone fair

Snow White:

Someone fair

Good King:

Someone brave

Snow White:

Someone brave

Good King:

Someone true

Snow White:

Someone true

Good King:

Make a wish and you will see her too

Snow learned how to cook, clean, and garden. One day, the kingdom hosted a celebration.

All:

From the mountains high

To the deepest mines

In a golden sky

How the kingdom shines

And we gather and give

As together we live

By the lessons we know

Where the good things grow

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Where the good things grow

Snow saw a little girl hiding behind a corner, nervous. She approached the girl and gave her her flower crown.

All the while the Good King and Queen watched with pride.

End "Where the Good Things Grow"


Then, tragedy struck. The Good Queen fell ill and died. Snow and her father were heartbroken.

Until an enchanting woman from a far-off land appeared at the palace. Her name was Grimhilde. So great was her beauty that it seemed to grant her powers beyond ordinary.

The moment the Good King laid eyes on her, he asked her to marry him, so they did.

But she was not what she appeared to be. She was evil, and cared only about her own beauty and the power it granted.

To protect that power, she kept a magic mirror that she called upon every day.

"Slave in the Magic Mirror, come from the farthest space," she chanted. "Through wind and darkness, I summon thee. Speak. Let me see thy face."

The mirror screen engulfed in flame, and a green face emerged.

"What wouldst thou know, my Queen?" it asked.

"Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?" asked Grimhilde.

"You, my Queen, of all the women reckoned fair, your beauty is beyond compare."


Grimhilde wasted no time. She warned of a terrible threat from beyond the Southern Kingdom.

So the Good King swore to defend his people.

Before he left, he gave Snow a necklace with a heart pendant reading, 'Fearless, Fair, Brave, True.'

"Hold it close, till I return to you," he said.

And he and his army set off.

None of them returned.

Fear gripped the kingdom, and Grimhilde's power grew. She turned the farmers into soldiers loyal only to her, and robbed the riches of the kingdom for herself. She made Snow a servant, dressed her in rags, and locked her behind the castle walls.

But as long as the mirror answered each day that Grimhilde was the fairest, Snow remained safe from her cruel jealousy.

Play "Where the Good Things Grow" Reprise (2025)

Snow stood out in the courtyard and saw how miserable all the children were.

Little Girl:

From the mountains high

Little Boy:

To the deepest mine

Little Girl:

Where's the golden sky?

Little Boy:

Did it ever shine?

Both:

Was it beautiful then?

Will we find it again?

How I wish I could go…

As the years passed, the people forgot there ever was a princess named Snow White. In truth, she nearly forgot herself.

Snow White:

Where the good things grow

End Reprise


One day, while Snow was mopping the floor, she heard noises coming from the kitchen.

"Hello?" she called.

No answer.

Snow went over to the kitchen. "I'm sorry, is there something I can help you with?"

The person she saw was a boy she didn't recognize trying to steal food.

He looked up at her. "That's okay, just browsing."

Then he went back to stealing.

"I'm gonna have to ask you to put those back," said Snow.

"I would, but it seems like the queen has plenty already," the thief argued.

"So that's your excuse for stealing?"

"I'm hungry. That's my excuse. Do you think the people upstairs care?"

"The princess does."

"Snow hasn't been seen or heard from anyone."

"All she does is think about how to help her people."

"Then let her know that at some point, she should stop thinking and start doing."

"There's an intruder in the castle!" came the voice of a guard. "Seal the door!"

The thief turned to leave, but not before saying, "Take some for yourself."


Later, Snow went to the dining room, where Grimhilde sat.

"Have you finished your chores?" the queen asked.

Snow bowed her head. "Yes, Your Majesty."

"It's important we all do our share."

"That's what I came to talk about, actually. Sharing."

The queen snapped her fingers, and two guards set down a stool for Snow to sit on.

"Please, you were saying?" the queen requested.

"It's just, Your Majesty, people are struggling, and… it's not much, but when I was young, my parents and I would pick apples. We'd take them, make pies, and go out into the village..."

"Pies? Pies are luxuries. They don't need luxuries, it confuses them."

"But sometimes something small, something sweet can make you believe there's more to being alive than mere subsistence."

"You know, I don't remember you being this… opinionated."

Snow bowed her head. "My apologies. It's just… I feel they need some kindness."

Grimhilde reached out to touch Snow's necklace. Snow flinched when her hand touched it.

"'Fearless, fair, brave, true,'" Grimhilde read. "How quaint. One day, you'll understand how useless those words are." She got up and walked to one of her vases. "But in the meantime, here's a tidbit for you." She picked up a single rose. "Observe, ravishing, isn't it?"

Snow admired the rose. "Yeah, it…"

Then Grimhilde summoned a diamond and turned the rose to dust. "One is weak, useless, fragile, the other, hard, unyielding, everlasting, flawless, beautiful. Where I come from, people want a diamond, not a flower."

That's when the Huntsman came in with the same thief from earlier in his grasp.

"Your Highness, this criminal was caught in the scullery pilfering royal supplies," he explained.

"That's a lie!" the thief said defensively.

The Huntsman pulled the thief's shirt, causing a few potatoes to fall out.

Grimhilde approached the thief. "You must be Jonathan, that bandit that roams the forest, stealing in the name of the king?"

"The one and only," Jonathan replied.

Grimhilde turned to the Huntsman. "Find his home and burn it."

"Funny thing is, I don't have a home."

"Then remove his coat and boots and bind him outside to freeze."

"You know, is the dungeon an option?"

The Huntsman carried Jonathan to the courtyard.

All the while Snow White stood there, head down, and let it happen.

"Isn't this what you want, Snow White?" Grimhilde remarked, forcing her to face the mirror. "Go on, speak to your people. Your subjects await you. Your pies and wise words, what will you tell them? That you made them dessert? You live in a world of wishes. Go back to your well."

With that, Grimhilde left the room. Snow White once again hung her head.

Play "Waiting on a Wish" (2025)

Snow White:

Little girl at a lonely well

With the same little tale to tell

Feeling trapped by the walls that hold her

Feeling stuck in the story they told her

Another day where she fades away

Never daring to disobey

So she's dreaming all alone

Sharing secrets with the stone

My father told me long ago

I braved a bitter storm of snow

Is that a girl I'll ever know again?


Snow went to the wishing well and looked down at her reflection in the water.

I'm waiting on a wish

Beneath a thousand treetops

And as the silver sky stops

I send a whisper to the water

I'm waiting on a wish

Holding out for someday

Hoping somehow, someway

I'll become my father's daughter

I close my eyes and see

The girl I'm meant to be

Is she a part of me I've yet to find?

Wondering, "Will she appear

Or will I be forever here

Waiting on a wish?"

She grabbed a broom and swept the area.

Little girl by a wild wood

How she tries to be someone good

She froze, backed to the wall, and saluted as guards passed by.

But in the shadow the kingdom's caught in

Somehow, fairness is long forgotten

So will she rise or bow her head?

Will she lead or just be led?

Is she the girl she always said she'd be?

She threw the broom down and went onto the balcony.

I'm waiting on a wish

Beneath a thousand treetops

And as the silver sky stops

I long to leave the walls behind me

I'm waiting on a wish

Holding out for someday

Hoping somehow, someway

There comes a miracle to find me

I close my eyes and see

The girl I'm meant to be

Is she a part of me I've had to hide?

Wondering, "Will she appear

Or will I spend another year

Waiting on a wish?"

And so, she continued to do her chores.

They say all you have to do

To make your wish come true

Is let it echo, echo, echo, echo

Your voice will carry through

And bring that dream to you

Just like an echo, echo, echo

Well, I can hear the echo loud and clear

But I'm still waiting here

Pause "Waiting on a Wish"


Snow found Jonathan tied to a pole in the courtyard. She fought her fear, ran over to him, and untied him.

Then she offered a piece of bread. "It's not much."

Jonathan hesitated, then reached out to take the bread. When their hands touched, they froze for a moment, then he took the bread.

"How bad is it out there?" asked Snow.

"Why don't you come out and find out?" Jonathan suggested.

"I… I can't."

That's when they heard guards.

"You gotta go," Snow urged. "Run."

"Thank you," Jonathan thanked.

"GO!"

Jonathan ran.

Continue "Waiting on a Wish"

Snow White:

Waiting on a wish

Beyond a whisper to the water

Waiting on a wish

Is it almost someday?

Can I somehow, someway

Learn to be my father's daughter?

Someone who could finally start

Start speaking with a fearless heart

Someone who just might be brave

Someone no one needs to save

Well, I can always dream

But then, I wake up and it's me again

Waiting on a wish

Waiting on a wish

Waiting on a wish

End "Waiting on a Wish"

Snow walked back into the castle, not noticing Grimhilde looking down at her from the balcony with much contempt.


Grimhilde returned to the mirror room.

"Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?" she asked.

The Magic Mirror took form. "Famed is thy beauty, Majesty, but wait, a lovely maiden I now behold, awakened to the world. Nothing can hide her gentle grace, for I see, she is more fair than thee."

"NO!"


Later, Grimhilde summoned her Huntsman.

The Huntsman bowed. "Your Majesty."

"Take Snow White to the forest, find her a secluded glade where she can pick apples," Grimhilde ordered. "There, my faithful Huntsman, kill her."

The Huntsman looked up. "But Your Majesty, she's just a little girl."

The Queen stood up. "And I am your queen! She set that bandit free. She's plotting against me. Are you plotting against me?"

The Huntsman didn't answer.

"Are you?!" Grimhilde repeated.

The Huntsman bowed again. "No, Your Majesty."

Grimhilde brought out a small box. "To prove you did not fail me, bring back her heart in this. If you do, you'll have anything your heart desires."


Later that day, Snow White, now dressed in a blue and yellow dress, and a red cloak, walked around the glade. She picked some apples, and even offered one to the Huntsman.

"Would you like one?" she asked.

The Huntsman nearly gasped, but he kept his composure.

"That's very kind of you," he said, taking the apple.

Then she noticed a baby bird, sad and alone.

She approached the bird. "Hello there, little bird. What's the matter? Where are your parents?"

The Huntsman watched the whole thing, and got hesitant.

The bird started to cry.

"Oh, don't cry," Snow said calmly as she let him fly onto her finger. "Perk up, won't you smile for me?"

The bird smiled a tiny bit.

The Huntsman slowly took out his knife.

"Your parents can't be far," Snow assured.

Then came chirping. Snow looked up and saw two bigger birds on a branch.

"There they are," said Snow. "Can you fly?"

The Huntsman got closer.

The bird flew up and reunited with his parents. Snow waved goodbye.

Then she saw the Huntsman shadow looming over her. She turned around and saw him with a knife.

"Why?" she asked with wide eyes.

The Huntsman dropped his knife and fell to his knees.

"I can't do it, forgive me," he cried, looking up at Snow. "You need to run into the woods. The Queen will stop at nothing."

"I can't leave the kingdom," Snow argued.

The Huntsman grabbed Snow by the collar. "She is evil, child." He then let her go. "Go, before I change my mind!"

Snow ran into the woods.

An owl jumped from one of the trees and flew into her.

Then a bunch of bats swarmed her.

Snow ran into a branch. Some of them caught onto her cloak. It was almost like they were trying to grab her. She had to tear off her cloak to get free.

Then she came across a tree that looked like it had a face on it. Its branches looked like arms reaching out to grab her.

Snow backed away and fell into a ravine. A group of crocodiles tried to bite her, so she swam out of the lake.

But then she saw a bunch of eyes just staring at her, menacingly. She fell to the floor and sobbed.

All the eyes slowly came into the light, revealing they were actually innocent forest creatures like rabbits, birds, and deer.

One of the rabbits approached Snow and rubbed his face against her head. Snow sat up and gasped.

All the animals ran and hid.

"Oh, don't run away," Snow pleaded. "I won't hurt you. I didn't mean to frighten you, but you don't know what I've been through, and all because I was afraid. What do you do when things go wrong?"

The little bird from earlier flew onto Snow's finger and started to sing. Snow sang along. Together, they harmonized.

Play "A Smile and a Song" (1937)

Snow White:

With a smile and a song

Life is just like a bright, sunny day

Your cares fade away

And your heart is young

With a smile and a song

All the world seems to waken anew

Rejoicing with you

As the song is sung

There's no use in grumbling

When raindrops come tumbling

Remember you're the one

Who can fill the world with sunshine

When you smile and you sing

Everything is in tune and it's spring

And life flows along

With a smile and a song

End "A Smile and a Song"

All the animals applauded.

"I feel quite happy now," said Snow. "Everything's going to be alright, but I need a place to sleep at night. Do you know where I can find one?"

The animals nodded, and they all guided her out of the woods.


Eventually, they found a small cottage.

Snow peaked through the window and saw no one. She then went through the front door and looked around.

In the dining area, she saw seven little chairs. The place was filled with cobwebs, and dirty dishes were left lying on the counter.

Snow went upstairs and discovered a bedroom. She saw seven tiny beds that read, in alphabetical order, 'Bashful, Doc, Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, and Sneezy.'

She then started to feel sleepy. She climbed onto three of the beds and lied down. The birds put a blanket over her, and she fell asleep.


Play "Heigh-Ho" (2025)

The Seven Dwarves marched in single file to the mines.

Doc:

Heigh-Ho

All:

Heigh-Ho

Heigh-Ho

Heigh-Ho

Heigh-Ho

Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho

It's off to work we go

It's rise and shine

Doc:

And stay in line

All:

Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho

Heigh-Ho, we heard the rooster crow

Happy:

All dressed and fed

All:

Full speed ahead

Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho

Dopey, the silent one in the very back, stumbled getting his bucket. Still, he got it and caught up with the rest.

Happy:

A splendid day to say

Sneezy:

Achoo!

The sneeze put out all the other lanterns.

Doc:

Oh my, gesundheit

Sneezy:

Why, thank you

Grumpy:

You know what I'm allergic to?

This sorry sack of chumps

Doc:

Why don't you shut it, Grumps?

The dwarves got on the carts and rode deep into the mines.

All:

Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho

Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho

Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho

It's off to work we go

The carts stopped at the destination, and they all got off.

Sleepy:

I function best at a full-time's rest

And so, it's back to bed I go

Sleepy leaned down to sleep, nearly falling into a pit of spiky rocks.

Luckily, Doc was able to save him.

Doc:

Hello?

Sleepy:

I'm Sleepy

The Rest:

Yeah, we know

Doc and Grumpy:

And the more we talk, the less we walk

Happy:

Let's go

All:

Heigh-Ho

And with that, they all got to work. Their hands let out a fluorescent glow. When they touched the rocks, the diamonds glowed.

Doc:

Deep in the dark, our magic will mark

The spot where the sparkle starts to shine

Bashful:

There's gems in the land, so hold out your hand

Both:

As light so brightly fills the mine

Grumpy:

Now quick, better climb and

All:

Dig for a diamond

Everyone pointed to Dopey, who was slacking.

Get your rear and gear

Dopey stumbled and touched one of the rocks. The glow spread throughout the mine.

Now yank at your socks

Let's rip at the rocks

They swung their pickaxes into the rocks.

And as we swing, we always sing

Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho

Happy:

The highest high I know

Is when we dig up rocks this big

And so, my smile starts to grow

I glow, I'm Happy

The Rest:

Yeah, we know

Grumpy:

You make me sick

A bucket, quick

Happy:

Oh no

All:

Heigh-Ho

The dwarves dug some jewels into a wheelbarrow pushed by Dopey.

We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig

From early morn till night

We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig

Up everything in site

Doc:

We dig up diamonds by the score

Happy:

A thousand rubies, sometimes more

All:

It's the sparkly stuff we're digging for

We dig dig dig dig dig

Dopey tried to lift a stick holding two buckets full of gems. Because of the weight, he fell onto the conveyor belt.

Two diamonds stuck to his eyes. When he got up, he saw everything in a whole new light.

He didn't realize that he had hit the buckets against all the other dwarves.

When the diamonds came off, he saw Grumpy staring at him angrily.

Grumpy chased Dopey down the belt. Everyone else went after Grumpy. Dopey tripped and fell, causing the others to fall on top of him.

Then the clock struck six. Two tiny miners came out of their tiny doors and clinked their tiny hammers against a tiny anvil.

Doc:

Heigh-Ho

All:

Heigh-Ho

Heigh-Ho

Heigh-Ho

Heigh-Ho

Heigh-Ho

They all got back on their mine carts and rode back out.

Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho

It's home from work we go

Doc:

We did it, gang

Happy:

We're done? Hot dang

All:

Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho

Happy and Sneezy:

Heigh-Ho, sing out fortissimo

Bashful:

Oh dear, oh my

Do you mind if I lay low?

See, sometimes I get so, get so…

Bashful covered his face, which had turned red.

Happy:

He's Bashful

The Rest:

Yeah, we know

Grumpy:

Well move your tail, let's hit the trail

Doc:

Don't drag your feet

Happy:

It's time to eat

Once they were out, they stopped the carts and climbed out.

Doc:

We'll sleep

Sleepy:

Amen

All:

Arise and then

It's off to work we go again

Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho

Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho

End "Heigh-Ho"


The Seven Dwarves returned to their cottage, threw off their clothes, left them on the floor, and went upstairs to their bedroom.

Then they saw something moving around under the blankets of their beds. It almost looked like a monster.

So, they all turned and ran.

Except for Dopey. By the time he realized what was going on, the others had already locked him inside. He tried to open the door, but the knob came off.

"Wait, where's Dopey?" asked Happy.

Everyone peaked through the cracks and holes in the door.

"Don't move," Doc warned. "Ogres smell fear."

"That's no ogre," Grumpy argued. "That's a phantasm."

"Should he crouch and hide or make himself big and roar?" asked Happy.

Dopey toned out their voices, stared down the creature, stepped closer, and moved the blanket.

It wasn't a monster. It was a human girl.

The girl woke up with a start.

Dopey ran and hid. She got up, picked up her lantern, and approached him.

"It's alright, I won't hurt you," she calmly assured. "What's your name?"

The dwarf didn't answer.

"Do you speak?" the girl asked.

The other dwarves burst into the room, pickaxes at the ready, then they stopped when they saw her.

Doc gasped. "It's a human."

"Yes," the girl confirmed. "What did you think I was?"

"Ghost," Grumpy said bluntly.

"Where did you come from?" asked Happy.

"Are you hungry?" asked Bashful. "Can we be friends?"

The other dwarves bombarded the girl with questions.

"Why is everyone being so cordial?" asked Grumpy. "The only human who has ever shown up here was a bandit claiming to fight in the name of the king." He pointed an accusatory finger. "You're in trouble with the law, aren't you?"

The girl turned to leave.

"Told you," Grumpy told the others.

"Wait, hold on," said Doc. "At least tell us who you are."

"My name is Snow White," the girl introduced herself.

All the dwarves gasped and whispered to each other.

Except for Grumpy. "She's obviously lying."

Snow ran for the front door.

"Where are you going?" asked Doc.

"As far away from the castle as possible," Snow replied.

"But why?"

Snow stopped and turned around. "The queen tried to kill me."

"That's terrible," Grumpy said apathetically. "Which is also why you have to leave."

"You should stay here," Doc urged. "At least until you figure out where to go."

"What?!"

"That's a great idea," Happy agreed.

"Hold on," said Grumpy. "A human shows up here for the first time in 275 years, and you ask her to stay?"

"Wait, did you say 275 years?" asked Snow.

"274, to be precise," Doc corrected. "We're as old as the trees."

Snow smiled. "Father always told me this forest was magical."

"And I always said humans were nothing but trouble," Grumpy remarked.

"Sorry, I didn't catch your name. Don't tell me who you are. Let me guess." She first looked at Doc. "You must be Doc?"

"Why yes," Doc confirmed.

Snow then saw Bashful looking away. "And you're Bashful?"

Bashful blushed and tied his beard in a knot.

Sleepy yawned.

"You're sleepy?" Snow guessed.

Sneezy sneezed.

"Sneezy," Snow realized before seeing Happy's bright smile. "You're…"

"Happy, yes," Happy replied. "And this is Dopey. He don't talk none. He never tried."

"Aw, that's too bad," Snow said empathetically.

Grumpy gave her the stink-eye.

"You must be Grumpy," Snow teased.

The others laughed, making Grumpy roll his eyes.

Snow nodded. "Alright, and what exactly do you do out here in the forest?"

"Well, it's our job to mine," said Doc.

"You'd be amazed what we find," Bashful rhymed.

"Sparkling rocks of every kind," Sneezy went on.

"Not for long if she resides," Grumpy argued.

"Look at the time," Sleepy said before falling asleep.

"The important thing is that Snow White is safe at our address," said Happy.

"Objection," Grumpy argued.

Doc waved a hand. "Noted." Then he turned to Snow. "Just ignore him."

BOOM!

"Maybe I'll just stay for one night," Snow relented.


Grimhilde returned to her magic mirror.

"Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?" she asked.

"Far beyond the castle walls, in the forest dwells Snow White," the mirror replied.

"Snow White is dead." Grimhilde opened her box and pulled out a bloody heart. "My Huntsman has brought me proof. Behold, her heart."

"Snow White still lives, the fairest in the land. The heart of a pig, you hold in your hand."

Grimhilde looked at the heart angrily. "The heart of a pig? I've been tricked!"

She threw the heart back in the box and slammed it shut.

Play "All is Fair" (2025)

Grimhilde:

Seems we've hit a little hiccup

Someone made a little mess

And who, of course, is here to pick up

The pieces? One guess

So what's the treatment for a traitor?

This craven coward of a man?

Diminish him, then finish him

Because, well, I can

Pause "All is Fair"


Grimhilde had her guards bring in the Huntsman.

"You dare disobey me?" she asked.

The Huntsman got down on his knees. "I don't deserve mercy, but if there's a drop of it in your heart, I beseech you, show it to her."

Grimhilde stood up and looked down on him.

Continue "All is Fair"

Grimhilde:

Perhaps I've been a bit confusing

But I've no need for your advice

In fact, I find it quite amusing

Telling me to play nice

Well, nice will get you nowhere

Nice won't get the doing done

Ambitious girls must be vicious girls

And boy, they will have fun

This is gonna be fun

All is fair when you wear the crown

To be the queen means you do as you please

I could spare you or tear you right down

On a whim, I can bring the world to its knees

The guards grabbed the Huntsman and forced him to dance with them.

Now, I could forgive, even forget

Let you live, you'd be all set

But to start, I don't have the heart

As you might recall

So darling, all is fair

When you're the fairest of all

Grimhilde walked out of the throne room as her guards marched in sync.

Now perhaps you might have heard that

"The truest beauty will shine from inside"

Well if somebody said that, somebody lied

It's the gold and the glitter

And the gems and the jewels

Beauty means power

Means I write the rules

"Take him to be hanged," she ordered.

The guards carried the Huntsman out. He tried to free himself, but they were stronger.

She got on the stairway for the big finale.

All is fair when you wear the crown

So who would dare stand in my way?

Now beware, if you let me down

Down, down, down in the dungeon you'll stay

But if you get the deed finally done

I will proceed second to none

With no doubt when I'm calling out

Mirror on the wall

"Tell me, who is fair?

Who is fair beyond compare?"

It's gonna me be that you declare

"Captain, search the forest, find Snow White," she ordered. "Don't come back without her."

The captain bowed, and all the other guards did the same.

All is fair

When you're the fairest of all

End "All is Fair"


"It's not fair," Grumpy whined as he hammered a nail onto the railing. "It's morning and she's still here. They'll come looking for her, and when they find her…" He made a slit-throat gesture, then turned to Dopey specifically. "What do you have to say about that?"

"Grumpy, you know he doesn't talk," Happy reminded.

"Because he's a dope!"

Dopey noticed a firefly land on his nose, and he tried to focus on it.

"Just because he's called Dopey, it doesn't mean he's a dope," Happy argued.

"Of course he is!" Grumpy yelled. "Just like you're called Happy because you're happy, Sneezy's called Sneezy because he sneezes all the time, and I'm called Grumpy because I… I'm misunderstood."

He tried to hit his hammer on the nail again, but he hammered his own hand. He cried in pain and accidentally threw the hammer onto the table.

The hammer fell onto Sleepy's head, forcing him awake. Bashful picked up the hammer, Sneezy saw him with it, and he angrily threw a piece of bread.

The other dwarves started throwing food at each other.

"Come on guys, why can't we all be friends?" asked Happy.

Everyone else ignored him.

When some of the food hit Grumpy, he swung down onto the table, causing one end to break off.

The firefly Dopey caught flew into his mouth. He coughed it out and tried to safely guide it out of the cottage.

Doc accidentally released a bunch of pepper into Sneezy's nose, triggering his allergy. A bowl of gruel was sent flying into the air, and it landed on Dopey's head.

Everyone laid eyes on Dopey and laughed at him.

"Food goes in your mouth, not on your head!" said Grumpy.

Dopey threw the bowl off his head and ran out.

Snow finally came out of the bedroom, saw what was happening, and followed him. She found him sitting by himself on a tree stump.

"Are you alright?" she asked, sitting next to him. "Makes you want to run and hide. Are you afraid to speak?"

Dopey shook his head.

Snow's eyes widened. "You don't speak because you can't. You know, there are other ways to communicate. When I was a little girl, my mother taught me how to whistle, so when I don't want to speak, I whistle. When you whistle, it's your heart singing, and that voice hidden in your heart can be heard." She whistled a soft tune. "See? Now you try."

Dopey stood up and blew hard.

"Just enough to make a candle flicker," said Snow. "Not go out."

Dopey blew a little softer. The whistle started out soft, then got louder. He gasped excitedly, and continued to whistle.

"You did it," Snow smiled. "I knew you could. Come on."

They went back inside, where all the other dwarves continued to fight. Snow nodded at Dopey.

Dopey whistled, getting all the dwarves to stop.

"What's that divine noise?" asked Happy.

"Did a songbird fly in?" Bashful wondered.

Then they all noticed Dopey.

"He sounds like a baby angel," Happy remarked.

"It's a trick!" Grumpy accused.

"It's not a trick," Snow assured.

"How are you doing that?" asked Doc.

"You put your lips together, place your tongue behind your teeth, and whistle."

Sneezy tried to whistle, and just sneezed. Happy plugged his mouth and tried to whistle himself. All that came out was spit.

Snow whistled, shutting them all up. "Is this normal or just something you do among friends?"

"We're not friends," Grumpy insisted.

"275 years is a long time to argue."

"274," Doc corrected.

"Leave me out of it," said Grumpy. "I'm the only sensible one here."

"And you think they're not listening to any sense?" asked Snow.

"Correct."

"I take your point, Mr. Grumpy."

Grumpy turned around. "You…" He paused. "Wait…"

"It seems to me that everyone here could do a much better job at listening to one another."

Everyone looked around at the huge mess in the room. The cuckoo clock fell off the wall and broke.

Dopey whistled.

"I was thinking the same thing," Snow agreed.
She looked into the cupboard for cleaning supplies, then she passed them among the dwarves.

Play "Whistle While you Work" (2025)

First, she gave Sleepy a sponge.

Snow White:

Now you was the dishes

Next, she pointed at Bashful, making him blush.

You tidy up the room

Then, she gave a duster to Sneezy.

You clean those cobwebs.

Finally, she gave Happy a broom, making him beam.

And he'll use the broom

Whistle while you work

She whistled.

And cheerfully together

We can tidy up the place

Sleepy fell asleep.

So hum a merry tune

She hummed.

It won't take long

When there's a song

To help you set the pace

Grumpy pouted. A squirrel climbed onto his head and imitated him, making the others laugh.

Snow handed Grumpy a dirty dish, then showed Happy how to use the broom properly.

And as you sweep the floor

What used to be a bore

Will feel just like a game

And not the same old chore it was before

Whistle while you work

Happy tried to whistle, but nothing came out.

"You'll get it," Snow assured.

When we're a team

The house will gleam

So whistle while you work

Whistle while you work

Dopey whistled.

It's easy to get through it

When we do it hand and hand

So catch that merry tune

Sleepy tried to hum with his face in the water.

"I'll take it," Snow smiled.

When work is fun

The work gets done

In half the time you planned

Happy:

Wait, I think that brush is mine

Grumpy:

You should've hung a sign

If you don't hush, I'll take this brush

And shove it where the sun don't shine

Snow White:

Whistle while you work

Happy and Grumpy whistled.

Your bickering won't fix a thing

So whistle while you work

Snow White and the Seven Dwarves continued to clean up the place and dance, all the while Snow vocalized.

Dopey lifted up the table while Grumpy and Bashful reapplied the legs. A woodpecker pecked the nails into place.

Dwarves:

It's easy to get through it

When we do it hand in hand

Dopey then got onto the table and showed off his moves.

"Look at Dopey," said Bashful.

All:

Whistle while you work

They all whistled.

We've scrubbed the house together

Now it's clean as clean can be

So hum a merry tune

They all hummed.

This grimy group

Became a troupe

That feels like family

What used to be a mess

That lived at this address

Is now clean as a whistle

Whistling sounds of happiness

Whistle while you work

They whistled again.

Snow White:

When work is fun

The work gets done

Dwarves:

It's mighty fine

When we combine

All:

It won't take long

When there's a song

So whistle while you work

They whistled one final time.

End "Whistle While you Work"

"I forgot getting along could be so much fun," said Bashful.

"I forgot we had an oven in here," Sneezy admitted.

"When I was little, every day was like this," Snow admitted.

"Every day?" asked Happy.

Snow nodded. "Every day." She hung her head in sadness. "When my father was king." She turned to Grumpy. "You said there's a bandit in the woods who fights in the name of the king?"

"A human criminal. That rebel is nothing but a thief."

"I advise against looking for him," Doc warned. "It's too dangerous."

"Stay with me!" Bashful begged, then blushed. "I mean us!"

"Yeah, you barely got away from the queen last time," Sneezy pointed out, then he sneezed.

"Gesundheit," said Snow. "This is what I have to do. Besides, Grumpy's right. The longer I stay here, the more danger I put you in."

"At last," Grumpy smiled, then pointed at the door.

"Grumpy!" Happy scolded.

"No, it's time I stop hiding," Snow declared. "Thank you all, even you, Grumpy."

Grumpy was visibly surprised, but he nodded. "Be safe out there."

"Now, can you point me in the right direction?"

All the dwarves pointed in different directions.

Then the clock struck seven.

"Crud, we're late for work," Doc panicked.

They all ran around to get their stuff.


Once all the dwarves were ready, they lined up and marched to the mine, whistling all the while.

Dopey stopped to wave goodbye to Snow, then he ran to catch up with the others.

Snow went her own way in search of Jonathan. After hours of trekking, she heard a trumpet.

A few animals approached her, made a bunch of chitters, as if trying to warn her about something, then they all went off.

That's when something grabbed Snow and pulled her behind a tree. It was Jonathan.

"Don't say a word," he warned.

Two soldiers passed by on their horses.

"If we go this way, we'll link up with the others!" one told the other.

"When I told you to come see what it was like out here, I didn't expect you to invite half the guards," Jonathan remarked.

"I didn't invite them," Snow corrected. "I had no choice but to run. The queen wants me dead."

"Come on."

The two walked the opposite way of the guards.

"I was actually looking for you," said Snow. "I was hoping you might be able to help me. You're loyal to the one true king."

Jonathan looked at her. "Right, absolutely."

Snow looked at him. "You don't know what you're doing, don't you?"

"Sorry to disappoint. You must have mistaken me for a knight in shining armor."

"I'm sure no one's making that mistake. I was just hoping we could take back the kingdom together."

"Oh, of course. Princesses are always waiting for a prince to show up."

"Obviously, you forgot how things used to be, when things were kind and fair."

"Well, there is a problem with that."

Play "Princess Problems" (2025)

Jonathan:

Times are looking bleak

So princess, take a peak

See, every day it's sink or swim

Jonathan pointed up at the sky, where vultures flew around in a circle.

Famine's on the rise

With vultures circling the skies

And prospects, well, they're rather grim

Let me break you the news

The odds can't be beaten

And a man's gotta choose

Will he eat or get eaten?

Does that brighten your day?

Do the facts make you frown?

Waking up to the real world

Is bringing you down?

Well, that sounds an awful lot princess problems

Finally learning that life's not fair

Seems to me you got some princess problems

Ain't it crummy when folks won't share?

I could try being "kind" or whatever you said

It's just that I'm partial to not being dead

Jonathan snatched Snow's necklace. She snatched it back.

So I'm sticking to my plan

I'm grabbing all I can

Instead of living in a fantasy

See your princess problems don't apply to me

"So, you've moved on from potatoes?" asked Snow.

"I have many talents," Jonathan admitted.

Snow White:

Charming speech, but are you done?

"None for all and all for none"

Such a gift of hope you give

Jonathan:

Yeah, well hope's in short supply

Snow White:

But still, we have to try

Jonathan:

Well, how about you try to live?

Snow White:

So that's it? You give in?

Jonathan:

Nah, you begin to get wise

'Cause you can't fix the world by breaking apple pies

Yeah, we got a classic case of princess problems

The castle's cozy, but it's cold outside

Snow White:

Sure, just write them off as princess problems

And staying selfish is justified

Jonathan:

That is harsh, I'm proud

Look at you getting mean

Snow White:

Look, the kingdom needs help

Jonathan:

You should go ask the queen

But I'm staying on the run

Looking out for number one

And that's the way it's gonna be

'Cause your princess problems don't apply to me

See, you're a lovely gal

With your royal rationale

But out here in reality

See, your princess problems don't apply to me

They don't apply to me

End "Princess Problems"

Right as the song ended, an arrow flew right past them. They ran behind a tree.

"We are in search of Princess Snow White," came a voice.

"You need to run, Princess," Jonathan urged.

"What about you?" asked Snow.

"Don't worry about me. I'll hold them off."

"I'll fight with you."

"I'm not asking."

"I'll make it a fair fight."

"You see, I don't fight fair." Jonathan got out of the cover and held his hands up. "Don't shoot. I can tell you where the princess is."

He turned to Snow and urged her to go. Snow turned and ran.

When she was far enough, she turned around and saw Jonathan fighting the soldiers.

A rabbit grabbed her skirt and tugged it.

"I can't leave," Snow insisted. "I'm gonna need your help."


All the guards ganged up on Jonathan and held him down.

"Last chance, bandit," said the captain. "Tell us where's Snow White?"

"You seek Snow White," came her voice. "I'm over here!"

They all turned and saw her in the distance. With the guards distracted, Jonathan snuck off.

The guards went off and found Snow White hiding behind a tree.

Except it wasn't her. It was just her dress, controlled by a bunch of birds. The birds flew into the air, taking the dress with it, then disbanded, causing the dress to fall to the ground.

"Split up, find them!" the captain ordered. He turned to where his horse was, only to find it gone. "Where's my horse?"


Snow White rode the captain's horse through the forest, and met up with Jonathan. She climbed off and allowed the horse to go.

"You came back," said Jonathan.

"Someone had to solve your 'princess problem'," Snow remarked. "I guess that was me."

Jonathan smiled. "You continue to impress me."

"Compliment like that coming from a criminal mastermind like yourself?"

Jonathan was silent for a moment, then, "The people, they forgot how things used to be. They despise the queen, but they're afraid. That's why I fight in your father's name. Your parents weren't afraid of anything. They made us feel braver. They gave everyone hope."

Suddenly, an arrow came flying and hit Jonathan in the shoulder.

Snow gasped, then she turned to where the arrow came from. She saw a guard with a crossbow pointed at her.

Then a deer charged and hit the guard with his antlers.

Snow turned back to Jonathan and examined him. "Jonathan, are you okay?"

Jonathan took a sharp breath. "I think I'm gonna need a doctor."


Snow White brought Jonathan to the dwarves' cottage.

"Doc is more of a sobriquet rather than a technical title as my true expertise lies in the study of igneous, sedimentary, and metamorphic granules," Doc explained.

"He's badly injured, you need to help him," Snow urged.

"But he's a bandit!" Grumpy argued.

Snow whistled. "That's exactly what the queen wants. She's poisoned everyone into believing that it's everyone for themselves, but if we give up our meager scraps, we'll inherit what's meant for all of us. It just requires faith in each other. Now help him, please."

Doc looked down at Jonathan, then turned back to Snow. "Bring him inside."


A little while later, Doc came out.

"I used the blast furnace to cut through the bedrock, then drilled to the fissure core, added a poultice or two, added a seed of saturninum, acid of sulfur dulcified…" Doc listed off.

Then he sighed and hung his head.

Right after, Jonathan came out.

"That was… unpleasant," he said.

Doc let out a sigh of relief.

Snow smiled. "Thank you, Doc."

"It's no problem," Doc assured. "I'll do anything for Snow White's special friend."

He winked.

"No, it's not that," said Snow. "I would've brought anyone here to…"

"Run-of-the-mill kindness," said Jonathan.

"It's nothing to do with you."

Then there was awkward silence.

"This is wonderful," Happy said, breaking the silence. "You know what time it is?"

"Please, no," Grumpy pleaded.

"It's time to dance," Sneezy declared before sneezing.

Play "Silly Song" (1937)

So the dwarves danced and yodeled. Doc played a guitar, Bashful played an accordion, and Grumpy played a pipe organ. Snow and Jonathan sat, watched, and clapped their hands to the beat.

Happy:

I'd like to dance and tap my feet

But they won't keep in rhythm

You see, I washed them both today

And I can't do nothing with them

All:

Oh, hum, the tune is dumb

The words don't mean a thing

Isn't this a silly song

For anyone to sing?

Dopey grabbed a whole bunch of drumsticks and tossed them in the air. They landed on the drums in sync with the beat.

Then Happy and Sleepy pushed Bashful into the spotlight. He tried to sing, but then he got nervous.

Grumpy angrily slammed his hands on the keys.

Bashful:

I chased a polecat up a tree

Way out upon a limb

And when he got the best of me

I got the worst of him

All:

Oh, hum, the tune is dumb

The words don't mean a thing

Isn't this a silly song

For anyone to sing?

Snow and Jonathan got up and danced along to the song. Some of the forest animals joined in as well.

End "Silly Song"

Play "A Hand Meets a Hand" (2025)

When they were done dancing, Snow and Jonathan sat down. Their hands touched, and they blushed at each other.

Snow White:

I used to think that the way

Through the woods would be lonely

Dark forest before me

The night hanging heavy above

And the wind blows

But now I don't shake in the shadows

Maybe wherever this road goes

I won't have to walk it alone

'Cause a hand meets a hand

Like it found where to land

And suddenly I've watched the world come alive

And now I'm lost in the view

So I start to let go

And give in to the glow

Oh, I know it's naive

But tonight, I believe

That something so good could come through

And maybe it might have a little

Something to do with you

Jonathan:

I used to think that this world

Would forever stay broken

Cutthroat and cruel

Every fool had to fend for themselves

But who knows?

When we're together, the time slows

Maybe, wherever this road goes

I won't have to walk it alone

'Cause a hand meets a hand

Something I never planned

And suddenly I've watched the world come alive

And I just might like the view

Both:

So I start to let go

Just to see what'll grow

And perhaps I'm naive

But tonight, I believe

That something good could come true

And maybe it might have a little

Something to do with you

And maybe I'm dreaming

Well, I'd like to stay just like this

But if there's a world where you wake me

Promise to wake me with a kiss

A hand meets a hand

Finally somewhere to land

Seems it's not so naive

To begin to believe

Something good has come true

And maybe it might have a little

Something, it might have everything

To do with you

End "A Hand Meets a Hand"

The two leaned forward, their lips puckered…

And then they realized everyone was watching. They immediately pulled away from each other.

"Hi," they said together.

Then they heard trumpets.

"I need to leave," said Jonathan. "I can't let the queen's guards find this place."

"I'll go with you," said Snow.

"No, we can't stay together. It'll make it easier for them to find us. I'll go. Meet me at the stream at sunrise."

Snow took off her necklace and gave it to Jonathan. "Here, take it for luck."

Jonathan smiled, then he ran.


Jonathan hid behind a tree and waited for the guards to pass.

"You're really doing it, Johnny boy," he said to himself. "You're one of the good guys, honest, steadfast, loyal, you're a…"

Then he stepped on a twig.

"Idiot," he finished.

Then he got caught in a net.


Jonathan was taken to the castle and brought to the throne room.

"You look familiar," said Grimhilde.

"Yeah, the lady with the good potatoes," Jonathan remarked.

"Where is Snow White?"

"Snow who?"

"You're protecting her."

"Answer Her Majesty!" the captain ordered.

He shook Jonathan, revealing the necklace from under his shirt.

Grimhilde stood up, approached him, and took the necklace off of him.

"Show me where you found him," she ordered the captain.

"In the forest, by the stream, two furlongs south of the crossroads," the captain explained.

"I'm sure you think you got this licked, Your Majesty," said Jonathan. "But trust me, you don't know what you're up against. Unlike you, I know her."

"I think you mean 'knew'," Grimhilde corrected.

The captain took Jonathan to the dungeon.


Grimhilde went down to her secret lair and opened one of her books.

"'Poisoned Apple, the Sleeping Death,'" she read. "'Antidote, True Love.'"

She laughed and grabbed an apple. She dipped it in a bubbly blue liquid, all the while her crow hissed.

She pulled the apple out, and the liquid slowly dripped off. The apple took the form of a skull, then turned shiny red.

Play "All is Fair" Reprise (2025)

Grimhilde:

Just one bite, shiny and red

Then goodnight, put him to bed

Claim your prize

If you wanna rise

Someone's gotta fall

Darling, all is fair

When you're the fairest of all

End Reprise


There was a flash of lightning.

"I don't like it," said Grumpy. "It's too dangerous with the queen's guard out there looking for you."

"We could come with you," Doc offered.

"Do you really have to go?" asked Bashful.

"I have to do this," Snow insisted.

"When this is over, you will come back, right?" asked Happy.

"I will. I promise."

The dwarves waved goodbye and marched off.


It didn't take long for Snow to find the stream.

She was immediately surrounded by guards.

"Put your hands up!" the captain ordered.

He threw a necklace down on the ground.

Snow looked at it and gasped. "Jonathan."

Snow did as she was told. She then noticed some animals nearby, and she motioned for them to go. The animals turned and ran.


Jonathan sat alone in his cell. The place was dark, dusty, and full of skeletons.

Grimhilde approached him and offered him a shiny red apple.

"Here, take it," she said. "You must be starving."

Jonathan was hesitant, but then his stomach rumbled, so he took it.


The dwarves were about to get on their carts when a bunch of forest creatures surrounded them.

A bird landed on Dopey's finger and chirped frantically. His eyes widened in realization.


Snow dodged a guard's attack and made him trip. She then took his sword and clashed with one of the others.


The dwarves got on the deer and rode off.

"Hurry!" Doc urged.


Jonathan took a bite out of the apple, then he started to feel strange.


Snow knocked two guards to the ground.


Jonathan fell onto his knees, then he fell into a deep sleep. The apple slid out of his hand. Grimhilde made a wicked grin.


When the dwarves finally found Snow White, they saw her standing with a sword in hand, while a bunch of bodies laid around her.

"Snow White, what happened?" Doc asked as he dismounted. "Are you okay?"

"I'm okay," Snow assured. "But Jonathan got captured."

The dwarves gasped.

"What do we do now?" asked Happy.

A tiny snowflake came down from the sky and landed on Snow's finger.

Play "Waiting on a Wish" Reprise (2025)

Snow White:

Father told me long ago

I braved a bitter storm of snow

I have to know, is that girl still in me?

Mother, Father won't return

They left a wish for me to learn

That this kingdom is my destiny

Time to rise and lift my head

Time to lead and not be led

To be the girl I always said I'd be

End Reprise


Play "Snow White Returns" (2025)

Snow White, donned in a red cloak, walked into the kingdom. She removed her hood, revealing her face to everyone.

She noticed one woman wearing a flower crown. It was that same girl from all those years ago.

Flower Girl:

Oh, oh

Townsfolk:

Oh, oh

All the townsfolk gathered around Snow White as she walked deeper into the kingdom.

Oh, oh,

Oh, oh

Snow White:

No more sending whispers to the water

'Cause you're everything you were wishing and waiting for

Someone fearless

Someone fair

Someone brave

Someone true

End "Snow White Returns"

All the guards had gathered at the drawbridge. Two of them approached Snow and pointed their spears at her.

"I believe you're looking for me," said Snow.

Then Grimhilde showed up.

"As a matter of fact, I believe it is you who is looking for me," she corrected before turning to the guards. "Stand aside."

The guards lowered their weapons and backed away.

"This is my father's house," said Snow. "You stole it from him, from all of us. Now we're here to take it back."

Grimhilde turned to the townsfolk. "Pretty, isn't she?" She summoned a rose. "Delicate, elegant, exquisite." She turned it to ash. "You think you want a flower, but a flower wilts, a flower dies. That's what happened to your last queen and king. That's what happened to him."

Two guards came out with Jonathan's dead body. They threw him on the ground. Snow stood there, horrified.

"It cannot give you what I can give you." Grimhilde continued as she summoned a dagger made of pure diamond. "Perfection, power, beauty." She cut Snow's cloak and offered the dagger. "If you want the throne, take it."

Snow looked at the dagger, then back at the queen. All the townsfolk watched in anticipation.

"They're waiting," said Grimhilde.

Snow dropped the dagger, then she approached Jonathan's body and kneeled.

"I'm sorry, Jonathan," she whispered. "I'm sorry I couldn't save you."

Her hand met his hand. She closed her eyes and let out a couple tears.

Then Jonathan opened his eyes and sat up. He and Snow looked at each other and smiled.

Then they shared a soft, tender kiss.

All the while all the guards and townsfolk watched.

"Enough of this!" Grimhilde shouted. "Guards!"

Two guards separated Snow and Jonathan. Grimhilde picked up the dagger and gave it to the captain.

"You, kill them!" she ordered.

The captain approached Snow and Jonathan.

"Paul," Snow said, making him stop. "You were a farmer in the Western Vale. You have a husband, Walter. You had a grove of cherry trees and when they would blossom, you would invite the village to come and pick them, to share them." She then turned to another guard. "Matthew, you were a baker, just like your father. You never turned anyone away if they were hungry, even if they didn't have a coin left in their pocket."

"Enough," Grimhilde said.

But Snow addressed the guards restraining her and Jonathan. "Arthur, William, I remember you, all of you."

"I said enough!" Grimhilde repeated.

"There was a time where we lived with hope, when good things were nurtured and allowed to grow. I remember, do you?"

"I remember," said Paul.

"I remember," said Matthew.

"And I," said Arthur.

"And I," said William.

"Leave, now, and never come back," said Snow.

Grimhilde snatched the dagger and aimed it at Snow.

Then an arrow hit the dagger, causing it to disintegrate.

They all heard a whistle.

Everyone turned to see the Seven Dwarves in the castle courtyard. Dopey stood in the middle, crossbow in hand.

"No," Grimhilde cried as she ran into the castle.


"It isn't true!" Grimhilde shouted as she ran to the mirror. "Look at me! I'm still the fairest!"

"Famed is thy beauty, but it goes no further than the skin," the mirror replied. "For Snow White, beauty comes from deep within, and so my queen, at last you see, she will always be fairer than thee."

"YOU LIE!"

Grimhilde smashed the mirror with her scepter. Glass shards flew all around her.

Snow White came in just in time to witness what was happening. The Queen slowly turned to glass. She reached out to Snow and screamed.

Then she got sucked into the mirror. The shards flew back into place, and the cracks disappeared.


Play "Where the Good Things Grow" Reprise 2 (2025)

Once upon a time, there was a peaceful kingdom governed by a virtuous queen who believed that the true beauty of her land was not to be measured in gems or jewels, but in its people.

The queen ruled with kindness and love. She was fearless, fair, brave, and true.

Her name was Snow White.

All:

From the mountains high

To the deepest mines

In a golden sky

How the kingdom shines

And the strongest of roots

Bear the sweetest of fruits

For we reap what we sow

By the lessons we know

And the bounty will flow

Where the good things grow

From the mountains high

In a golden sky

Where the good things grow

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

Where the good things grow

End Reprise

The End

Notes:

And that was my remake of a remake.

Like I said in the above notes, Snow White was my favorite of the Disney Princesses. I wanted to incorporate some aspects of the original movie into this, like the song Snow sings to the animals in the forest.

Again, this remake was not the worst thing in the world. Everyone who has harassed and threatened Rachel Zegler online is not welcome here. Despite that, there are some valid reasons to criticize this movie.

One major critique being how they had Dopey talk. I can't help but agree. The scene where Snow teaches him how to whistle was so perfect, they should've just left it at that.

I also got rid of that bandit group, because they were super unnecessary. They're just like Asha's friends in Wish. Out of all seven, only one of them is memorable because they all lack personality and purpose.

Also, making Jonathan a loner would've really helped his character, as Snow White would be the first person he truly opens up to after Grimhilde takes over.

They kinda set up this mystery regarding what happened to Snow White's father, even though it's obvious from the get-go Grimhilde killed him. That's why I got rid of that.

And the biggest change is that Jonathan is the one who eats the poison apple instead of Snow White. I mean, Disney marketed this version of Snow White as this strong, independent woman who doesn't need to be saved, and then they have her get saved anyway. It would've been a nice switch-up if it had been Jonathan that eats the apple and Snow that brings him back to life.

That's all. Thanks for reading.

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