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  1. If It Ain't Broke by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    25 Mar 2026

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    This is not International Heartthrob Jake English. His signature mustache is no more, and in its place is day-three stubble all over. At the center of his face is a modern art sculpture of tape and gauze and metal. Both of his eyes are black and swollen, underlined by twin stripes of even, purple bruising.

    There's no mistaking what happened. Jake got a nose job.

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