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“Kisa, I don’t like this.” Ritsu said, looking around the dark frat house they had just broken into. “What if someone's here?”
“Ritsu, no one is here, stop being a baby!” Kisa snapped, over his friends constantly whining as they tiptoed through the dark room.
“This is a bad idea, and it’s probably illegal now that I think about it.”
“We already broke through the back door, we’ve passed the threshold of illegal activity. Also is it breaking in if they hid their key right under the mat? That's almost like they wanted someone to break in.”
Ritsu shuffled behind Kisa, uncomfortable with the whole situation. If it was up to him, he would have stayed home tonight, but sadly it wasn’t. When Ritsu first entered college the only one he knew was Kisa, so when Kisa wanted to join a fraternity together he agreed. However before they wanted to join they had to go through initiation.
Ritsu and Kisa were chosen to break into an enemy frat house while all the members were gone and steal their flag. All they had to do it with was a flashlight and an address, but for some reason they were here anyway.
“Can we at least turn a light on?” Ritsu asked, wanting this whole deal to be less creepy than it currently was.
“Of course we can’t! If we turned on a light someone might see from the outside.” Kisa stopped walking around in what was assumed a living room and set down the flashlight. He put his hands on RItsu’s shoulders. “Ritsu, I know this is really weird and you're uncomfortable, but you gotta keep it together. The faster we focus on finding that flag the sooner we can leave and the sooner we can be fraternity bros.”
“Why do you even wanna be in a frat?” Ritsu complained.
“Cause their hot, Ritsu, Because their hot.” He picked his flashlight back up, shining it all over the room. “Especially that one guys who lives on second floor with the sparkly face, so hot!”
They both walked around the room in silence rubbing their hands over every surface in search for anything resembling a flag. When they went through the living room, top to bottom, they had to expect it was not their. It had taken them so long to go through the one round they had decided, with great displeasure to both parties, to split up. Ritsu went upstairs went upstairs with his phone flash light, while Kisa looked in the kitchen and the other rooms downstairs.
Ritsu cringed every time the stairs squeaked underneath him afraid someone would hear, Though Kisa seemed to be right, the house had to be empty since no one had caught them yet, right? What he really had to fear was the residence coming home to find enemy frat guys in their house snooping around in their home. Oh God, what if they called the cops! Ritsu´s mom would die if he went to jail, it would be all she talked about at every thanksgivings for eternity.
At the top of the stairs Ritsu came to a hallway with doors on each side. At the end of the hallway was an open area with….what's that? It couldn't be. The flag, just hanging on the wall? It was definitely a flag, it was green with yellow trim and a yellow M in the middle. That had to be the flag and it was just tacky enough to be a frat flag.
He crept through hallway, picking in on the open doors to make sure no one was inside of them sleeping. THe first he peeked into was pitch dark, as was the second. So he kept on walking giving up on his room search.
Just as he was reaching the open room and the flag was so close to reach he felt his arm be tugged to the right. Before he could yell he was pulled into one of the pitch dark rooms and the door was slammed. Ritsu's heart was beating so fast, arms were wrapped around him like he was tied up in rope. He couldn't get out even though he fought as much as he could.
¨What are you doing here?”A gruff angry voice barked at RItsu.
¨Ah-ah nothing!¨ Ritsu panicked, he could feel that the arms around him were strong but he just couldn't make out a face or even a shape of his holder.
¨If it was nothing you wouldn't be here, so why are you here?” RItsu was terrified, he was gonna die and he was sure of it. So he tried to fight back as much as he can, he squirmed and shook until he broke the grip enough that his back hit against the wall. His shoulder felt something poke into it as he hit the light switch.
The lights turned on and Ritsu looked up at his capturer in amazement, and he looked right back at Ritsu. It was a older black haired student that he had seen throughout campus (and actually had the smallest twinge of a crush on). They stood in a cloud of awe, until the reality of their situation sunk back in.
¨Why are you here¨ The boy asked calmer this time.
¨I-I have to steal the...your flag.” Ritsu blushed in embarassment of how silly the task sounded now,
¨Are you an idiot or a thief?” His tone was now annoyed, but he kept staring at Ritsu intently. ¨Cause either you're obsessed with frat wars, which makes you an idiot. Or you're using it as a chance to steal which makes you-¨
¨A thief, I get it.¨ Ritsu wanted him to stop talking, his guilt was already overwhelming enough. ¨I really am so sorry, I never really wanted to do this. I just-¨
The larger boy waited for him to finish the sentence, but instead RItsu just blushed and avoided his gaze. It was then when the two realised their position. Ritsu was pressed against the wall with the older boy looming over him, with hands on the wall around him trapping him there. The fear both of them had was washing into a sort of embarrassment, yet neither of them went to move. The dark haired boy stayed looking the younger up and down, maybe it was the shock of an intruder or the bigger shock of his intruder being kinda cute, but he couldn't help but be a little turned on by the whole scenario. He realised he should probably call the police, but he liked the idea better of the robber beneath him begging ¨don't call the police, please I'll do anything¨.
His´s thoughts were interrupted by said robber clearing his throat. The boy looked up trying to work up the nerve to say something, but all Takno noticed was his huge green eyes.
¨I-um, should I go or am I in troub-¨ RItsu was cut off by the larger boy´s lips on his. The kiss was a surprise, but so was the rest of the events that had transpired so far. RItsu sank into somewhat fast, it was a little rough at first but then became very smooth. The older boy wrapped his hands around the younger's waist and in return Ritsu put his arms on his shoulders.
They were so enthralled that they didn´t hear the footsteps in the hallway or even when the footsteps found their way to their door.
¨Rittie! I found it!” Kisa bursted through the door, flag in hand. The two men instinctively jumped off each other, but Kisa had already gotten an eyeful. The three looked at each other for a long time, until the dark haired boy snapped out of it grabbing the flag from Kisa´s hand.
¨EP!¨ Kisa grabbed Ritsu's arm and they both ran out of the house, leaving a bewildered Takano Masamune in their dust. Once they were on the lawn of their own frat house and had finally caught their breaths, they had to explain why their was no flag with them (leaving out parts in which Ritsu made out with the enemy) to their classmates.
¨That's fine, we really didn't think you´d even go in. I´m impressed you made it back!¨ admitted one of the seniors, Isaka. ¨Welcome to the club, boys!¨