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"Okay so this is the storage closet that's like two blocks wide."
ReGect clicked a button, opening the metal door to the useless storage closet in their new house to show Ze… absolutely nothing.
"So you basically just stole my idea but instead put an iron door." Ze said with obvious annoyance in his voice.
"Whaatt?? This was completely my original idea dude."
"No it is not! This was literally in my last house—Whatever."
Ze was about to walk away before ReGect suddenly pushed him into the confined area, closing the door to lock its friend inside.
"Wha—Hey! Get back here asshole!" He yelled out to ReGect.
"Alright geez fine."
ReGect pressed the button again, going inside the storage closet to drag Ze out. The iron door just so happened to close right behind him, trapping Ze with the entity that has atleast only 2 braincells.
"There is no way you didn't think of placing a button in here." Ze backed up, his back hitting the OBSIDIAN wall with a small thud.
"There is no way you also decided to build this useless closet with obsidian without leaving like a pickaxe in here."
"That would ruin the idea of the closet being useless."
"You fucking idiot!" Ze yelled at ReGect, his voice sounding loud in the small room. "You locked us up in here without any way of escape whatsoever, how stupid are you?"
"Definitely not dumber than you though." The entity just resorted to ragebaiting Ze for now, like always.
"You—!" Ze threw a strong punch to his friend's shoulder, making it fall down on its back hardly.
"Okay what was that for?!" ReGect sat up, putting a hand on its shoulder.
"For locking us up in here!"
"It is not that serious dude."
Ze gritted his teeth before pouncing onto ReGect, starting a fight. It wasn't even surprising at this point, they always fought over some stupid thing for atleast 30 minutes before stopping because they were out of breath. The two shuffled around in a pathetic attempt at a fight. There wasn't really enough space to reel up for a punch, so they settled for shoving each other around. Ze tugged on one of ReGect's golden ribs, causing a whimper from the entity.
"What—what was that?" Ze immediately let go of ReGect's rib, pulling away from it like it burnt him.
"W-what? What was what?" ReGect said, it's visible eye looking away from Ze. It's tail was wagging quickly, occasionally brushing against Ze's leg.
"Don't act stupid! I know you made that sound."
"I dunno what you're talking about man."
Ze looked at ReGect suspiciously before touching one of its ribs again, sliding his finger across it.
"Nngh—! Stop it!"
"SEE! You made that sound!" Ze pointed a accusing finger at ReGect, just finding out that his friend's ribs were sensitive.
ReGect was COOKED.
"Okay man I SWEAR that wasn't me." ReGect squirmed, trying to shift away from Ze but unable to because of the small space and how the player was stradding its lap.
They both stared at eachother for a long moment, not moving or saying anything. ReGect had a faint yellow tint on where his cheeks would be, his gaze on anywhere but Ze's own.
Ze shot a hand out to grip at the chain of ReGect's golden collar, tugging at it to make ReGect whine. The player tugged at the chain once again to pull ReGect closer to him, their faces nearly touching. ReGect turned his head away from Ze, but Ze used his other hand to cup its chin and turn its head back to him.
ReGect felt his friend's lips roughly press against his own, the action uncoordinated and messy. Its tail wrapped around Ze's thigh as he pressed closer. Ze felt a sharp pain as ReGect sunk its sharp teeth into the player's lower lip, not enough to break skin but enough to make him gasp. The entity took the opportunity to stick its forked tongue into Ze's mouth, mapping out the insides of it. Every moan coming from Ze was adding gasoline to ReGect's fire. Ze reluctantly pulled back from the kiss, panting heavily as he tried to catch his breath.
"Okay why did you stop," ReGect croaked out, its throat sore from the kiss.
"I need— to breathe, idiot." Ze said between heavy breaths.
"Whatever."
ReGect haphazardly crashed his lips against Ze's again, showing no mercy as it forced its tongue into its friend's mouth again. Feeding on the sounds that was coming from Ze's throat. ReGect slipped one of its claws under Ze's hoodie, resting it on his bare side as claws dug into his skin. It almost hurt, but Ze didn't care. He just wanted to keep suffocating while in ReGect's hold. Ze pulled away again when air was necessary.
"ReGect— I'm gonna— fuckin' die."
"No you aren't you're still breathing."
ReGect moved its face down to press a kiss to its friend's neck. Ze was still straddling ReGect's lap, both of his hands on its shoulders to stabilize himself while ReGect peppered his neck with small kisses.
Moe heard some shuffling from inside the storage closet, pushing the button to open the iron door just to see… Ze on top of ReGect.
Just as they were about to interlock mouths again—
HONK!
Ze and ReGect both looked up to see Moe standing outside the door, quickly scrambling to stand up and split apart from each other although ReGect struggled to untangle its tail from Ze's thigh.
"Hey Moe, we were— we were just fighting… yeah…"
"What he said!"
Moe did NOT believe them in the slightest, but decided to just let it go and leave the metal door open for them to get out. As they walked out of the storage closet to go to their couch Moe followed behind.
"I am never going back into that closet." ReGect heard Ze whisper into its ear before laughing lightly.
They both said down on the couch, waiting for Moe to sit between them and turn on the TV to whatever show she watches.
ok bye guys