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1. May the Lord move in you by Earth_rise

   Fandoms: Christian Bible, Christian Bible (Old Testament), Christian Bible (New Testament)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Multi
   • Complete Work

   26 Mar 2026

   Tags

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   • Elohim | God | Allah/Jesus Christ/Ru'ach HaKodesh | The Holy Spirit (Abrahamic Religions)
   • Jesus Christ (Christianity)
   • Elohim | God | Allah (Abrahamic Religions)
   • Ru'ach HaKodesh | Holy Spirit
   • Mild Smut
   • As in smut with no spice
   • it was written by a white cat boy(gender neutral)
   • So unsexy it loops back around to unsexy
   • Omegaverse
   • A/B/O
   • Omega Jesus Christ (Christianity)
   • Mild Kink
   • Piss Drinking
   • Kinda
   • God Complex
   • Bellybutton finger fucking
   • God hasn't had sex ed or a biology class
   • God doesn't know what sex is
   • The Author Regrets Nothing
   • Satire
   • Crack
   • The Holy Spirit and God use neopronouns

   Summary

   God and The Holy Spirit help Jesus with his heat. They are very bad at it.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   953

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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