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    Summary

    The Joker doesn’t watch TV and that changes the entire fate of his world as a result.
    Or,
    During the incident, Batman says a thing. Canonically, right at the end. It’s a little something that reveals way too much, and during his post-breakup sobbing session, Joker suddenly notices it and locks on. If the Bats was so emotionally constipated that he couldn’t even properly hate his own family, then there was no way he could ever truly hate his Greatest Enemy. So (of course), the only thing left to do would be to teach the guy how to feel!
    Turning what would have eventually become a fun animated movie for the family into something new, he begins to hatch a brand new scheme to get his Batsy back. One that involves constantly being a creepy and intimidating yet harmless presence in a cave’s attic and mansion’s basement at random hours of the day, bugging Batman and his roommate however he deems fit! Surely no consequence involving himself could come of this! And that was a fact, since he was being a creepy yet harmless presence in civilian form!
    Oh, and also his henchmen are off on their own after some stupid talk about watching a Superman interview or something. That probably won’t amount to anything.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,528
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
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