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1. And we don't even get to the fucking vows by petmunchkin

   Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   28 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Blitzo/Stolas Goetia
   • Stolas Goetia
   • Blitzo (Helluva Boss)
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Stolas Goetia Loves Blitzo
   • Blitzo Loves Stolas Goetia
   • Top Blitzo (Helluva Boss)
   • Bottom Stolas Goetia
   • Stolas Goetia Has a Cloaca
   • this is just pure smut
   • this has: happy Stolitz
   • about to be married Stolitz
   • Stolas wearing a wedding dress
   • Stolas being kinda bratty
   • and dirty
   • Blitzø being kinda bratty too
   • but also super gone for Stols no one can help that imp
   • Wrote this to cheer myself up
   • this inb4 s3 kills us all I guess

   Summary

   Stolas lets out a surprised gasp when Blitzø suddenly lets the garter snap back to its original place after he's been stretching it as far as it would go.

   "Quiet," Blitzø chides him, daring to click his tongue at him. Bastard.

   "You shouldn't even be here," Stolas chides back, although his voice doesn't hold any grudge. He's too out of breath for that, his desires much too apparent to hide. He wants. "It's bad luck, darling-"

   "Want me to go?"

   Stolas outright glares at him, fingers tightening around his lapels as he pulls him close. "Don't you fucking dare."

   Thirty minutes until the ceremony.

   Just enough time for-

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