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1. carlton lassiter's guide to shutting shawn spencer up by CancerCadaver

   Fandoms: Psych (TV 2006)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   30 Mar 2026

   Tags

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   • Carlton Lassiter/Shawn Spencer
   • Carlton Lassiter & Juliet O'Hara
   • Burton "Gus" Guster & Shawn Spencer
   • Carlton Lassiter
   • Shawn Spencer
   • Juliet O'Hara
   • Burton "Gus" Guster
   • Karen Vick
   • Getting Together
   • First Kiss
   • Feelings Realization
   • Mutual Pining
   • Pining
   • Flirting
   • Awkward Flirting
   • One Shot
   • Humor
   • Attempt at Humor
   • POV Carlton Lassiter
   • Carlton Lassiter & Juliet O'Hara Friendship
   • Carlton Lassiter in Denial
   • Autistic Carlton Lassiter
   • (implied but its there)
   • Pansexual Carlton Lassiter
   • Best Friends Burton "Gus" Guster & Shawn Spencer
   • Shawn Spencer Has ADHD
   • Good Friend Juliet O'Hara

   Summary

   “Spencer,” He muttered in hushed tones, looking down at the man, who had stopped doing all of his psychic nonsense to look up at Carlton. “Shut up, or I’m going to shut you up.”

   Carlton continued to glare down at Spencer for just a moment longer, his simmering anger radiating off of him. His eyes darted down to Spencer’s lips for just a second (for some reason) before looking back up, not before noticing the way that Spencer licked his lips, and he noticed a little too late that he might have accidentally just flirted with Shawn Spencer.

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   (Or, Carlton begins flirting with Shawn Spencer JUST to get him to shut up. No other reason. Until he's forced to realize that, yeah, maybe there's another reason why he's become obsessed with flirting with Shawn.)

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