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Designed to be Deleted by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
31 Mar 2026
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Cavendish poured them each a shot, then paused before handing Barto's over, his expression pensive.
Barto cocked the ridge of his brow in question and did his best to look much more nonchalant than he felt.
"You use dating apps too, don't you?"
Slowly, he nodded.
Did he have them? Yes. Did he use them? …not much, lately.
"Okay then I have an idea."
Cavendish straightened up, reaching out to grab his phone and then tossing Barto his where it still sat on the coffee table.
"I'm mad, so I want to make fun of the kind of people who would match with someone who looks like me and then just not show up. We'll take turns thinking of something dumb that people put on their profiles and then whoever finds someone with it first takes a shot."
Barto snorted, but unlocked his phone nonetheless. "A drinking game?"