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  1. Crunchy Frogs and Crushes by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    06 Apr 2026

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    Theo Nott proposes a terrible party game slash eating contest one Friday night at the Leaky Cauldron.

    Hermione should and does know better than to accept the challenge, but when one piece of platinum blond wizardry flashes that infuriating smirk, there is very little she can do to resist.

    As always, Draco Malfoy succeeds at getting under her skin, and the consequences of the game... they might turn out to be either mortifying or very interesting.

    The reward for winning the contest? It's written on a folded napkin - waiting to reveal who's been far too infatuated for quite some time.

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