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    I can't take it! All I wanted to do was read my Fyodor fanfiction to my friends, yet they taunt me with haunting voices, teasing and chanting words that echo in my ears like a ghostly whisper:
    "Fishing! Fishing! Fishing!"
    Never does my torture end! Where does the fish even come from?! I don't even know how to fish!
    "That's it!" I say. "I'm going to write about Fyodor having a fish orgy to punish you all for your behaviour!"
    After all, I am their superior! I am older than all of them, they even chant "old!" at me! They call my name like a cult when they see me, "Stalin!" because the damn history teacher fumbled his words that one time!
    And now... my torture. I am stuck, writing this atrocity until they are satisfied. The fic will end, but my suffering? It is eternal.
    There is an orphaned version of this work, that work is mine. I am reposting it because I want this work to be in a series of unhinged requests because I have gotten more and I think it will be funny.

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