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A man in a suit has recently been put to jail for trying to overthrow the government, and failed. Now for his foolish mistakes, he's locked away in bars. Though he can't say all of it was that bad, he was right after all; Germany, the once great nation is now trembling in debt and shame after the world war. What Hitler believed they needed was a changed. He wanted strict order, a true leader to rise from the ashes and as bright and raging as fire. Besides, he has been given gifts from his supporters daily. One of these gifts happened to be a chart of a demon with unimaginable powers that may help his mission to make Germany great again
There wasn't much to think about it, he was gonna do it now. Adolf Hitler was gonna summon a demon he barely has any idea could do. That demon could destroy everyone and everything in this world, but he doesn't care. He needs- he wants help to accomplish his ambitions. The man in a suit sits down on the floor and flattens the ancient paper in the cold concrete floor. Doing this makes him feel invincible, as if he could defeat thousands of soldiers at once
At last! The demon that the malevolent man had summon is finally here! It's singular eye tilts till it reaches the man's frame
"Well, well, well! What do we have here? A sweet little man who hates his own kind? How ironic"
He slightly taken back by the demon's wisdom for a bit before recovers himself to declare his mission to get rid of certain groups while taking over Germany with bloody hands
"How stupid! Why would you want to get rid of one type of walking skin when you can get rid of them all? Talk about idiots! Oh wait, I'm talk to you!"
The man's face turns mildly red with fury and shouts German "mean words" to the triangle demon. Sadly, in Bill Cipher's point of view, he just looks like a toddler throwing a tantrum
"L loser + ratio. Anyways, wanna make a deal...or whatever"
Hitler was gonna go on raging some more until the mention of a deal sparked his attention
"So basically imma help you, in return i need a favour. I'll save the details for later so deal tee hee hee"
Hitler couldn't believe it. Was it really that simple fr a demon to help him commit crimes against humanity? Surely it couldn't! It even said it wanted something in return. What could that be-
"So?"
Well there's not turning back now...
"....a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a--a-alright 🥺"
Hitler extends his hand towards Bill Cipher;s and shakes it, officially making the deal. He feels his own mind changing and swirling and before he knows it-...the demon is gone?
tee hee
So that's where it went! To his own mind! But for what? How is that supposed to help him commit war crimes against humanity and war crimes?
I can hear your inner monologue?
Oh shart!
He sees himself starting to levitate and he is flying! Flying away from his luxury prison and into Germany's nights. In these times, it should be cold but he feel unstoppable from even mother nature
He flies all the way to Gravity Falls, Oregon where a temple of Bill Cipher can be seen and then he does something to fully awaken his powers under possession and grabs the something or some shit (idk im making things up as im writing) and then flies back to Germany and softly destroys every current leader at the time just to make himself and for his regime to begin.
Everything should be perfect now, right? It feels right, but it isn't. Bill Cipher hasn't let go of Hitler's body yet. He still ligers in the mortal. He wants something else, or something more. With the thing he got in the temple, he opens up a multi-dimensional portal between every universe possible
This will cause the end of all humanity
In the end, they both made out and ended everything around them, leaving only the both of them and they were both pregnant and had 67 children <3