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1. einstein likes late nights by sunset_blooms

   Fandoms: House M.D.  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   03 Apr 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Robert Chase & Gregory House
   • Robert Chase (House M.D.)
   • Gregory House
   • Medical Inaccuracies
   • what even is langerhans cell histiocytosis cus wikipedia sure didn't explain it
   • Angst
   • I suppose?
   • Late Night Conversations
   • Late Night Writing
   • Melancholy
   • i would be a better writer if i took five more minutes to edit
   • Chronic Pain
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • At A Stretch
   • Mild Hurt/Comfort
   • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
   • Medical Mystery
   • Gregory House is Bad With Emotions
   • Hurt Gregory House
   • house & chase dynamic has author by the throat
   • poor little british author trying not to use any britishisms

   Summary

   “Y’know, some stupid doctors were saying that sleep actually helps you do your job better. Who’d’ve thought?”

   “Is that what they teach you in England? God, no wonder you’re incompetent.” House snaps, but there’s no bite to it. And if he’s relying on the good ol’ Britain joke, not to mention bringing God — public enemy number one — into it, there’s something wrong.

   His leg drags as he pulls himself upright. Bingo.

   Medicine comes easy; talking to House doesn’t.

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   English

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