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Repletion by Amarielle (doric_column)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 May 2026
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Summary
Crowley doesn't eat a bite of supper when they finally meet up more than two years after "Nothing lasts forever." But this time, Aziraphale won't leave the demon unfulfilled.
“Hate to ask, but—what is it?”
He hums. “Your ejaculate?”
“Whatever just came gushing out of me. It’s not…” She groans. “Just. Tell me it’s not piss. Didn’t feel like having a piss.”
Aziraphale arches a brow. “Of course it feels different. I’d hope you were significantly more aroused by my hand job than you are when urinating.” He talks on over her scoff, “It’s fluid that collects in the bladder during intercourse and may be expelled in significant quantities with or without orgasm via the urethra.”
Crowley bolts up onto her elbows. “It is piss?"
Or. Femme-presenting Crowley gets a five-course lesson on satiety, up to and including how to squirt, from one insatiable Supreme Archangel.