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The Twinkification of Shane Hollander

Summary:

Shane finds out about an interesting proclivity of his boyfriend's, and as any good professional athlete does, he chooses to act on this information.

Chaos ensues.

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Sent Message: Hi guys 1:19

Sent Message: Hope you're doing well. 1:19

Sent Message: I wanted to check in on both of you. How are you doing? Anyone giving you trouble? 1:19

Received Message from:Shane Hollander
Hi, Scott. 1:19

We are doing well. 1:20

Some of the guys are still a little weird about it, but overall everything is going well. 1:20

Received Message from:Ilya Rozanov
why do both of u text like ur talking to ur mother's 1:20

Sent Message: *mothers 1:20

Received Message from:Shane Hollander
*mothers 1:21

Received Message from:Ilya Rozanov
kys 1:21

NOT YOU SHANE 1:21

Received Message from:Ilya RozanovReplying to: Scott Hunter
*mothers

i would say kys but u will drop dead in next six mos anyway 1:22

Received Message from:Shane Hollander
Ilya, be nice. 1:22

He reached out to check on us. 1:22

Sent Message: Thank you Shane 1:23

Received Message from:Ilya Rozanov
😛 1:23

Received Message from:Shane Hollander
Ilya. 1:23

Received Message from:Ilya Rozanov
fine 1:23

how is ur twink boyfriend scott 1:23

Sent Message: ... 1:24

Received Message from:Shane Hollander
? 1:24

Are you talking about Kip? 1:24

What is a think? 1:24

*twink 1:24

Sent Message: Kip is doing well 1:25

Sent Message: No thanks to you 1:25

Received Message from:Ilya Rozanov
what did i do :( 1:26

Received Message from:Shane Hollander
:( 1:26

Sent Message: No not you Shane 1:26

Received Message from:Shane Hollander
:) 1:26

This doesn't answer my question… What is a twink? 1:27

Sent Message: Don't let Ilya corrupt you Shane 1:27

Received Message from:Ilya Rozanov
hot. thats what they r 1:27

Sent Message: You can't even speak English properly yet you know all the texting abbreviations 1:28

Why am I not surprised 1:28

 

What is a twink?


By Zed Ross
Assistant Editor

A twink is a young man, often in his late teens or early twenties, with a slim build, low or no facial hair and feminine features. This archetype is popular among male gay and bisexual communities.

Received Message from:Jane
Svetlana, I need a favor 9:16

Sent Message: Is this about his birthday? 9:16

Received Message from:Jane
No 9:17

Well, kind of. 9:17

What do you know about twinks? 9:17

Sent Message: What 9:17

Received Message from:Jane
This is important 9:17

Sent Message: Oh 9:18

Sent Message: Oh I see 9:18

Sent Message: You know you have nothing to worry about? That man is obsessed with you 9:18

Received Message from:Jane
I know, but I can’t help but wonder 9:19

Sent Message: Yes he used to sleep with lot of twinks 9:19

Received Message from:Jane
He did? 9:19

Sent Message: but he is with you now 9:20

Sent Message: and you are stuck with him unfortunately 9:20

Received Message from:Jane
I see. 9:20

Sent Message: . 4:12

Sent Message: .. 4:12

Sent Message: ........ 4:13

Received Message from:Asshole Rozanov
Hayden I do not understand these dots 4:13

Sent Message: wanna tell me why 4:13

Sent Message: your boyfriend 4:13

showed up to practice today 4:13

IN A CROP TOP AND SHORT SHORTS?? 4:14

Received Message from:Asshole Rozanov
whahrusjjejejejejwnnwlaldojrne 4:15

sorry 4:15

dropped phone 4:15

picture please 4:15

NO 4:15

you can get the picture straight from him if you want 4:16

well when he gets out of the hospital 4:16

we drove him there bc we all thought he was having a psychotic break 4:16

he kept yelling about twinks or something?? 4:19

I tried, Ilya. I really did. 4:36

Received Message from:My Love ❤️
Sweetheart 4:36

You did this for me?? 4:36

I know you like twinks... 4:37

Svetlana told me 4:37

Received Message from:My Love ❤️
Я её убью 4:37

I love you for YOU, Shane. 4:37

I don't care if you are a twink or not 4:38

🥲 4:38 12:32

Received Message from:My Love ❤️
... 4:38

Received Message from:My Love ❤️
even if I do think they r rly hot 4:38