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today the bug got a little bored.. WAIT THIS ISNT METAMORPHOSIS. today gregor got a bit bored so he went to outis so he could get the one and only weapon that outis has..
HER FUCKING KOPIS
he then just whispered in outis's ear "let me get your stupid ass kopis bro" "bro fuck off" "go kiss faust or something" "IM NOT GAY."
so gregor grabbed outis's kopis and went to ryoshu and stabbed her like how niffty stabbed adam repeatedly (dude calm down)
and when he woke up the next day and he became a cockroach (didn't this happen to gregor samsa) and he got sprayed by bug spray by ishmael and stomped on