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one.
Lily
Fri, 06 Jun 03:45 PM
😂😂😂
Lily: jane
Lily: are you mad
Lily: first big boy interview
Lily: and i am mentioned 100 times
😂😂😂
Fri, 06 Jun 09:57 PM
Jane: Fuck off, asshole.
Lily: yes i will fuck off in that asshole don't worry
Lily: room 1981
😉
Jane: You're so fucking annoying.
🙄
two.
Jane
Sun, 04 Sep 01:20 PM
Lily: hey
Lily: i have a serious question for you
Jane: What?
Lily: do i sound okay in this?
Lily: https://sports.yahoo.com/mens-hockey-boston-bears-youth-12454456.html
Jane: ?
Jane: What do you mean by okay?
Lily: does my english make sense?
Lily: it was loud
Lily: too many of my fans cheering
Lily: so could not hear questions properly
🙄
Jane: Yes, your English was just fine while you called me irrelevant.
Lily: really
Lily: are you sure?
Lily: are you just being polite little canadian boy?
Jane: Dude.
Jane: No offense but I don’t like or care about you enough to lie to you to protect your feelings or whatever.
Jane: So yes it was fine.
Lily: wow that might be the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me
three.
Shane!!
Fri, 15, Apr10:20 AM
Shane: How the fuck did you hire my stylist?
Shane: You told me the “power of the motherland” was helping you dress so well recently.
Ilya: i think the most concerning thing is you believed that answer
Shane: I didn’t believe it!
Shane: You just distracted me after.
Ilya: oh yeah? how
😏
🙄
Shane: Seriously, how’d you do it? She’s very exclusive.
Ilya: i looked through your contacts. very funny that you saved her as Stylist 1 - Luna
Ilya: you don’t even have any other stylists. why are you numbering them shane?
Shane: Lol it was from when I was trialling other stylists. She ended up being the first one I saw by luck.
Shane: Also why were you going through my phone?
Ilya: yes she’s the best i look so sexy all the time i have to stay home or risk broken hearts everywhere
Shane: Not funny or cute.
Ilya: i am a little bit cute
Ilya: that is why you like me, yes?
Ilya: and i needed your phone because i ran out of storage on mine to play candy crush
😖😖😖
Shane: Ugh, I’m deleting that game, you’re addicted.
Shane: You spend like three hours on the toilet playing it.
Ilya: nooo i am on level 321
Ilya: i am beating david, he’s only on level 117
Shane: Don’t care.
Ilya: hahhahahahaha
Fri, 15, Apr 11:13 PM
Ilya: hey shane, you weren’t serious about deleting were you???
four.
Ilya Rozanov
Mon, 20, Apr 09:13 AM
Shane: Ilya
Shane: Did you really refer to me as a COUGAR
Shane: In a GQ INTERVIEW???
Ilya: yes you are older than me
Ilya: it’s the truth
Shane: I am barely a month older than you!!
Ilya: still cougar
Ilya: rawr
Shane: Omg I hate you. My mom read the interview.
Ilya: well i assumed she would since she set it up for me
Ilya: and btw she already texted me
Ilya: she said i am funny
Ilya: did she say the same to you?
Shane: Unfortunately, yes.
Tue, 21, Apr 2:23 AM
Shane: Hey.
Shane: I was trying to seem lighthearted before because I was honestly really overwhelmed.
Shane: I loved the interview.
Shane: It made me really emotional.
Shane: I love you.
Shane: I’m so happy you’re happy, Ilya.
Shane: It’s all I want.
Shane: Sorry, I know you’re sleeping.
Shane: But call me as soon as you wake up.
Shane: I love you!
❤️
five.
Shane!!
Tue, 31, Jan 11:23 AM
Ilya: would you consider calling me daddy?
Shane: I would consider shooting you ❤️
Ilya: i am being serious, shane
Shane: Oh.
Shane: Um.
Shane: Uh.
Shane: No.
Shane: I don’t think so.
Shane: Unless you REALLY wanted it.
Shane: Do you????
Ilya: you’re calling me daddy in this book and you know what, i am not hating it
Shane: Excuse me????
Ilya: or your character, i guess. his name is kevin park and he is korean
Ilya: but he is hockey player who is control freak
Ilya: basically same as you
Ilya: he calls the handsome bad boy petrov - aka me - daddy in the sex scenes
Ilya: i’m kind of into it
Shane: I’m so confused right now
Shane: Who is Petrov??
Shane: Hello?????
Shane: What book is this???
Ilya: https://www.cherishpublishing.com/marnie-ray/out-there
Ilya: it’s a book based on us
Ilya: author said so
Ilya: i have a copy for you
Ilya: can we do buddy read? i am on page 75 but i’ll wait for you to catch up
Shane: Ilya, no.
Ilya: you mean daddy no 😏
Shane: I am blocking you.
Shane: Goodbye forever.
Ilya: it’s okay i have kevin park now
six.
Shane!!
Tue, 06, Jun 10:15 AM
Ilya: i love this photo of us
Shane: Mom’s already hanging it up in the living room lol
Shane: And Dad framed it for his home office, I saw it on his desk
Ilya: can we print one for the cottage too?
Shane: Already done ❤️
❤️❤️❤️