PamplemousseOfTheNorth



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    While trying to write to his friend studying abroad in Moscow, Shane Hollander accidentally reaches Ilya Rozanov.

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    16 Apr 2026

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    While in search of a roommate, Ilya comes across an interesting Facebook Marketplace listing from Shane Hollander.

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    14 Apr 2026

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    "The question is, are you but some opportunist, a wolf caught befriending the sheep? And I answer that I am confused and aloof, and yet arrogant for victory." - The Silent Comedy, 'Victory'.

    In truth, it would be almost funny, if he were not so numb. He saves a city, kills a madman who happens to be his king, and gets caught fucking his sister, all in very short order. The noble hero is then forced to marry a cow of a girl as punishment for his crimes. It’s the sort of humorous tale mummers might sing about, or act out in a play to the roaring approval of the audience. Jaime would laugh, were he not the center of it.

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    11 Apr 2026

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    “Hollander’s Metros have had a challenging few years, with back-to-back knee injuries and a concussion keeping the two-time Stanley Cup winner and Olympic gold medalist off the ice for three consecutive postseason runs. Hollander is apparently back to fighting trim, but everyone’s wondering if that will still be true come April. The Metros have promised that they’re behind their franchise star one hundred percent, but there are signs they might be hedging their bets. The Metros announced last week that they have penned a deal with San Francisco’s dynamic young Russian star, center Ilya Rozanov. The move has sent shockwaves through MLH, as San Francisco was widely expected to sign a contract extension with Rozanov, who became a restricted free agent in June.”

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    09 Apr 2026

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    Shane's heart learned Ilya's name and forgot how to beat for anything else.

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    02 Apr 2026