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Daisy created the detective society is WAY better then the junior pinkertons at 3.03 am
Daisy added Hazel to the chat
Daisy added Alex to the chat
Daisy added Amoona to the chat
Daisy added George to the chat
Hazel: daisy, what the hell.
Amoona: why are u even up, its 3 am
Daisy: i was bored and awake
Hazel: Daisy go to sleep
Daisy: No way Mom.
Amoona: Hazel’s right
Daisy: spoilsport
George: i have many problems with the group name.
Daisy: WE ARE NOT CHANGINGG IT ITS PERFECT!
Alex: * yawns* I was asleep
George: no you werent, you were scrolling on your phone
Alex: wow, nice to know how loyal you are george.
George: I AM LOYAL!
George: I’ve never told anyone about your weird crush on daisy last year.
Alex: ……..
Alex: traitor
Hazel: guys, go back to sleep, pls,
3.09 am
Daisy: Guys
Daisy: 🔪
Daisy:🌼
Daisy: hazel
Daisy: watson
Daisy: WATSONNNNNN!!!
Daisy: watson i kno you’re awake.
Daisy: AMINNNNNAAAAA!!
Daisy: SECOND BEST DETECTIVE SOCIETY MEMBERS!!?
Daisy: HAZELLLLLL
Daisy: MOOOMMM
Hazel: what.
Daisy: nothing.
Daisy: but HA HA you answered to mom
Hazel: …
Hazel: you are 3 months older than me.
Hazel: go to sleep.
Daisy: Can’t, i just drank like 5 energy drinks in a row
Daisy: my blood is now caffeine. 🤪🤪🤪🤪
3:29 a.m
Daisy: Hazel!!
Daisy: Getbhyfnhmumujtjrggd
Daisy: Georgeeeee!!
Daisy: IM BOOOOORRRREEEDDD.
Daisy: BOORED!
Daisy: gdfrrrdfrdf.
Daisy: Watson!!!
Daisy: LOOOONG ARMS!
Hazel: I’m begging you, pls stop.
Daisy: Never!
Hazel: why are you like this?
Daisy: 😈
Hazel: I’m turning on do not disturb.
Daisy: you can’t, i deactivated it.
Hazel; HOW! THATS NOT POSSIBLE!
Daisy: 🙃
3:38 a.m
Daisy: HAZEL
Daisy: GEORGIE!!
Daisy: Watson?
Daisy: Fellow humans (except alexander)?
Daisy: fseerfr?
Daisy: No one else is here.
Daisy: 😭😭😭😭😭
Daisy: *singing* ALL BY MEESEEELLFFF, DONT WANNA BE, ALL BY MEEESEEELLLFFF ANYMORE! HAZZZEELLL, IMM ALL BY MEEESELFFF, HAZEL PLESE, MAKE ME NOT BEEE AAALLLL BY MEESEEELLL-
Daisy: *high note* LLLLFFFFF-
Daisy: *sustains high note* HAZZELL ITTTTSSS ALLLL YOUUYURRR FAUUUULLLT-
Hazel: I have never hated you more.
Hazel: and that includes the time you locked me in a trunk.
Daisy: sorry.
Daisy: (about the trunk not the messages thing.)
Hazel: you are forgiven. ❤️
Daisy: good.
Daisy: CAUSE I WAS
Daisy: AAAALLLL BBY MEEESSEELLFF, DDIIDDNT WANNNAA BBBEEEE AAALLL BYYY MMMEEESSSEEELLFF-
Hazel: 😡
3.55 a.m
Daisy: Talk to me guys!
Daisy: If you don’t answer me Hazel i’m going to tell you who murders gadia in the raven scholar.
Hazel: you wouldn’t dare.
Daisy: NAH, i wouldn’t. 😀
Hazel: 😒
Daisy: do you wanna reprise?
Hazel: of what?
Daisy: my new theme song of course!
Daisy: *clears throat*
Hazel: PLS, NO DAISY, SRSLY, IM BEGGING YOU, NOOO!!!!
Daisy: *singing* AAAALLLL BBBYYY MMEEEEESSSEEEELLLFFF-
Hazel: My best friend is insane.
Daisy: Fine, i’ll sing a new song!
Daisy: I THUNK IM ALLLOOONNNEEE NNOOOWWW
Daisy: THERE DOESNT SEEM TOOO BBBEEEE AAANNNNY ONNE ARROUND, EXCEPT HAZEL!
Daisy: THE CHIMING OF THE PHONE KEYS IS THE ONNNLLLYYY SOUNDDDD!!!
Hazel: you have ruined that song for me.
Daisy: I THUNK IM ALLLOOONNNEEE NNOOOWWW
4:14 a.m
Daisy: HELP I AM CRASHING!!
Daisy: HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN!
Daisy: BETRAYED BY MY OWN BODY!!
Daisy: MUST. RESIST. URGE. TO. LIE DOWN!!
Hazel: lmao.
Daisy: HAZEL HELP!!
Hazel: um…
Hazel: no.
Daisy: HOW COULD Y O U!!
Hazel: daisy, this is your fault.
Hazel: You did this to yourself by drinking 5 energy drinks.
Daisy: actually, more like 8.
Hazel: 🙄
Daisy: PLS HELP
Daisy: HAZEL!!
Daisy: I THOUGHT YOU WERE MEANT TO BE THE MOM!
Daisy: WATSON
Daisy: HAZEL! HELP!
Hazel: if you dont stop spamming the chat Im going to go into your room and strangle you
Daisy: you'd never do that!! im you’re favourite person ever! 😇
Hazel: fine, i wont do that,
Hazel: but i will send those screenshots to amina.
Hazel: you know the ones I mean…
Hazel: your move.
Daisy: Good night hazel! 🌛🛌😴💤
Hazel: i thought so.
8.34 am
Amoona: what screenshots?