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  1. What You Will by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    07 Apr 2026

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    Seven years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy is doing perfectly well. He has a flat in Kensington, a position at a Mayfair gallery, and a not unreasonable belief that he has put the past behind him.

    Then Harry Potter turns up on a podium in a gay club in Vauxhall in tiny shorts and body glitter, and Draco's belief turns out to be considerably more unreasonable than he'd thought.

    A story about two people conducting an entire relationship through a medium that lets them pretend it isn't one. After Shakespeare's Twelfth Night, or What You Will.

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