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ThatTurtleBoi: yO GUyS cODE RED
DaMommaQueen.x: what is it now John??
HercTheDerp: tHERE IS A CUTE GUY OVER THERE JOLY SHIJIT
LaGAYette: he is how you say, f i n e
FeelTheBurr: sweet jesus
ThatTurtleBoi: eVEN bURr aGREES
Lil'Liza: pIc PlEaSe !!
••ThatTurtleBoi sent a pic••
GWashingdaddy: sHit
LaGAYette: HoLy sHit GDadDy is hEre
HercTheDerp: fuCk
AndLEGGY: I'd tap that
Lil'Liza: Peggy no
AndLEGGY: Peggy yes
DaMommaQueen.x: Aaron go talk to him
FeelTheBurr: N o
ThatTurtleBoi: Y e s
AndLEGGY: dO iT
LaGAYette: mON AMi pLEASE
GWashingdaddy: Aaron Burr go talk to him or i won't give you that promotion,,
FeelTheBurr: ...
FeelTheBurr: Fine.
ThatTurtleBoi: O H SHITG THERE HE GO
HercTheDerp: YOU GO BURR YOU GOT THIS
DaMommaQueen.x: he's gonna fuck up isn't he
ThatTurtleBoi: Big time,,
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ThatTurtleBoi: fUcKiN SHIT
HercTheDerp: JohN bReaTh
ThatTurtleBoi: hlOy sHot AaRoN
LaGAYette: iM cRyibG
LaGAYette: mOn AMIs wHO GOT A VIDEO ????
ThatTurtleBoi: IM DONE THAT WAS GREAT
FeelTheBurr: SH U T U P
DaMommaQueen.x: wHAT HAPPENED
ThatTurtleBoi: aARON SNEEZED ON HIM I'M lAUGHidG
AndLEGGY: oMG
AndLEGGY: WTF AARON
ThatTurtleBoi: THE BEST PART WAS WHEN HE THREW HIS TEA IN HIS FACE OMG
HercTheDerp: I GOT A VIDEO
Lil'Liza: S H O W U S
FeelTheBurr: N O
AndLEGGY: Y E S
••Herc.The.Derp shared a video••
AndLEGGY: lIFe oVer
••AndLEGGY changed the chat name to Rip A-a-ron 2k16••
ThatTurtleBoi: GEt reKt AARon
AndLEGGY: Tag urself i'm "shit, fuck my lIFE"
LaGAYette: I'm "shit motherfucker ass fuck fuck"
HercTheDerp: I'm "u don messed up a-a-ron"
ThatTurtleBoi: I'm "on my new fucking blazer what the shit"
Lil'Liza: I'm "it burns"
DaMommaQueen.x: I'm "it's everywhere wtf"
GWashingDaddy: I'm "Get rekt A-A-RON"
FeelTheBurr: I hate you all.
ThatTurtleBoi: Love you too!!
FeelTheBurr: I feel attacked
LaGAYette: i guess you can say you, you really felt the Burr(n) then.
Lil'Liza: poor guy aaron h o w
HercTheDerp: no fuckin clue
ThatTurtleBoi: sHiT
(Note: i gave up on bolding from this part on until the near end, s o r r y n o t s o r r y; i will edit this later)
DaMommaQueen.x: wHAT
ThatTurtleBoi: tHOMAS JUST SHOWED UP WITH HIS BOY TOY MADISON AND ARE TALKING TO THE GUY IM--
LaGAYette: !!!!
LaGAYette: wHAT DO WE DO MON AMIS'
HercTheDerp: fUck aARON YOU MESSED UP OUR CHANCES WTF
FeelTheBurr: iTS NOW MY FAULT,, yOU TALK TO HIM
GWashingDaddy: i'm on my way,,
ThatTurtleBoi: oH SHIT HERE COMES THAT WASH
GWashingDaddy: oH SHIT WHATUP
AndLEGGY: wASHINGDADDG MORE LIKE WASHINGMEME
GWashingDaddy: dONT LET THOMAS SWOON HIM I'LL BE RIGHT OVER--
FeelTheBurr: i'm so done
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••LaGAYette added MacaroniFxcker and WhereUBeen to the groupchat••
LaGAYette: tHOmAs wE SAW HIM FIRST
MacaroniFxcker: w e l l d a r n to late ;))
WhereUBeen: sorry
ThatTurtleBoi: hEY FUCK OFF HES O U R S
HercTheDerp: sQR UP JEFFERSHIT
Lil'Liza: pls no fighting
AndLEGGY: 10$ on Herc
WhereUBeen: wait guys n o
MacaroniFxcker: Fight me mr horsefucker
ThatTurtleBoi: oH iMMA FIGHT
DaMommaQueen.x: i stg you three,,,
GWashingdaddy: Jefferson,,
ThatTurtleBoi: wASHJNGTON IS ACTUALLY HERE OMFG
HercTheDerp: oHHH SHIT IS ABOUT TI GO D O W N
Lil'Liza: ...
••MacaroniFxcker and WhereUBeen left the chat••
DaMommaQueen.x: it's been 5 minutes whAT IS HAPPENING?!?
Lil'Liza: i'm concerned
LaGAYette: mON AMIS GEORGE JUST ROASTED THOMAS'S ASS AND GOT ALEXANDERS PHONE NUMBER I'm A pRoUd FRNCHMAN
AndLEGGY: hOLY SHIT VIDEO???
••HercTheDerp just shared a video••
AndLEGGY: o M F G
Lil'Liza: accurate
DaMommaQueen.x: oh heck and i thought i was the queen at roasting
GWashingdaddy: yes my children i am the true roast god
••LaGAYette changed the Chat name to George is Daddy••
DaMommaQueen.x: i stg Laf
••GWashingdaddy changed his name to DaddyGWash••
Lil'Liza: george n o
DaddyGWash: daddy y e s
AndLEGGY: oMF T
hatTurtleBoi: i'M--
LaGAYette: GEORGE IS dADDY
HercTheDerp: o f f e n d e d
AndLEGGY: but like??
AndLEGGY: whos Alexander again??
DaddyGWash: the hot guy that A-a-ron spilled tea on
Lil'Liza: o h
DaddyGWash: hE HAS A KIK IMMA ADD HIM BRB
LaGAYette: merde this will be interesting non ??
ThatTurtleBoi: he will embrace the gayness with open arms will he noot
HercTheDerp: noot noot
AndLEGGY: noot noot
Lil'Liza: noot noot
DaMommaQueen.x: i stg
••DaddyGWash added HammyWammy to the chat••
HammyWammy: sup my gay's ;))
LaGAYette: i love you.