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It was a sunny morning and jonathan and steve were sitting on a park bench holding hands and then RObin buckley and Nancy wheeler came over and they were super lesbian and holding their lesbian hands and then robin said "Haha gay" and her and nancy pointed to steve and jonathan and laughed like crazy and then all of a sudden gabe saporta jumped out of a bush and shook Steves hand and said "Don't worry Im a GAY SUPORTA" and winked and smiled and then batman came down holding his tiny little baby daughter and said "Yeah gay rights!" and then super man also came down and said "yes gay people are so amazing! why do they get so much hate" and then patrick stump said "I believe its because many say it goes against their religion or personal beliefs" and then pete wentz said "Patrick stop going on sidequests and make mikey take me back" "No" said patrick. "I feel so bad for closeted gay people It just ain't livin" said troy bolton. SUddenly gerard way came out of a bush (similar to gabe saporta) and said "One could even say it makes them feel DEAD! on the inside.." Then Gabriella Montez held Troy boltons hand and said "We support the LGBTQIA+!"
"my girlfriend is frozen" said shauna shipman
"misty youre so fun to hang around with im so glad we are together" said Natalie. and then shane hollander came out and said "yeah me and Ilya support the LGBTQIA+ community too but ilya couldn't make it cus of budget cuts..can I say that? are you guys gonna cut that out?" yeah probably in production or something. just when they thought there could be no other surprises suddenly DEAN AND CAS FROM THE HIT TV SHOW SUPERNATURAL THAT BEGAN ITS AIRING IN 2006 COME OUT OF NOWHERE oh and also mikey way from the american rock band My Chemical Romance comes out of nowhere eating a burger from OMEGA BURGER the best burger spot on the entire planet! yes even better than In and out or..the one that shall not be named...(whataburger) "they silenced us..." said Cas "but after the show we had a kid." said dean "we love mpreg here" said emma from the popular youtube channel "Turtlewithhat" "yeah mpreg is great!" replied izzy who was for some reason wearing a llama llama red pajama shirt with a matching llama beanie. "Im colorblind" said dwayne hoover played by paul dano the hottest motherfuck on this damn planet prove me wrong. YOU CAN"T
they all gathered together in the town square and held hands and sang "We Built This City" by the Popular 80's band Starship.
The camera then pans out and Pim and Charlie turn to you "did we make you smile?" You nod and shead a tear "Its perfect" End credits roll and you sit back in your seat feeling alive and hopeful.