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1. Wizards Who Wordle by Mediocre_Situation

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   11 Apr 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Theodore Nott/Everyone
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Theodore Nott
   • Harry Potter
   • absolute crack
   • Characters Playing Wordle (Video Game)
   • POV Draco Malfoy
   • Draco Malfoy is Clueless About Muggle Things
   • Draco Malfoy is Insane
   • Chaotic Theodore Nott
   • Good Friend Theodore Nott
   • Wizards Using Cellphones
   • Smut
   • Oral Sex
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Porn with Plot

   Summary

    Art by: Groundbrains 😍❤️ xox

   Draco Malfoy has two problems:
   - he hasn’t figured out today’s word after three tries
   - he desperately wants to shag Hermione Granger.

   A quick little crack-fic that follows Draco and Theo through their journey to Muggle Tech, surviving each other, and their plan to get Draco out of his head and into the Golden Girl’s knickers.

   Language:

   English

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