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Sharpness had been rummaging in Jude’s base for 30 minutes now, but it was nothing compared to how long Jude had waited for Sharp to even enter his base. It had been several weeks since Sharp had started using Jude’s base as a camp, the homeless, blonde-haired, beautiful… Jude was getting impatient. Lately, his thoughts kept wandering without his permission.
JudeLow: will buy turtle pots for gaps
Jude knew Sharp’s tendencies, and with Sharp dying so much lately, of course he would jump at the opportunity to scam Jude for free stuff. Of course, Jude jumped at opportunities to trap Sharpness, but that was only because he simply enjoyed the satisfaction of trapping, and there was definitely no other reason.
As Sharpness walked towards the trapdoor that led to Jude’s turtle farm, Jude waited in anticipation. Just a few blocks ahead of Sharpness was a trap set specifically for him, waiting to lure him to his demise… Sharp bounded down the corridor, directly toward where Jude was lurking. Then he turned the wrong way.
JudeLow watched in silent confusion, that shifted to silent horror as Sharp began slaughtering his turtles.
Sharpness hadn't even realized he wasn't getting turtle scutes from murdering JudeLow's precious turtles. His mind was too busy on other things. The truth was, Sharpness probably could have used any other base. There wasn't anything that Jude's base had that others didn't other than Jude. Sharp didn't want to admit it, but he wasn't in Jude's base just to stock up on supplies like he kept telling himself. Honestly, a part in the depths of his mind wanted himself to be caught. Sharpness was in Jude's base so often lately, because he wanted to be where Jude was. Even if they weren't together, at least they shared a space. Sharpness wanted to hear Jude's voice, see his stupid grin, even if it was just for a moment.
Soon, Sharpness caught back up to his thoughts, which always seemed to trudge ahead of his heart. After slaughtering JudeLow's poor, innocent turtles, he finally realized he wasn't getting any scutes from it. Heading back down the hallway towards the trapdoor Sharpness know realized to be the turtle farm, he wondered where in the world Jude even was. He was online right now, but Sharpness had seen no sign of the purple bunny boy.
Of course, JudeLow, was under his feet, the suspense building as Sharp slowly approached the trapdoor. As Sharpness descended the ladder, he caught a glimpse of Jude's face, the face he had longed to see, before plummeting into an obsidian hole.
"WHY ARE YOU IN MY BASE?" Jude peered over the ledge and he couldn't stop himself from laughing as he saw Sharp's pretty face in another trap. It was so easy to trap him, and he always fell for it.
Sharpness started begging for mercy, saying a mix of being there for turtle scutes, and pls don't kill me, etc. etc, but the part in the depths of his mind secretly rejoiced. After all, he had got his wish, he finally got to see Jude's face. Although it was looking down at him in a trap and not in a bed, it was still Jude's beautiful face.
Jude was admiring how cute Sharpness was, under the guise of interrogating him of course. They could be a great team together. The fighter and the trapper. JudeLow secretly wished he and Sharpness could be friends, maybe more, but that wasn't something he would ever admit. Sometimes not even to himself.
As Jude continued questioning Sharpness, Sharpness realized in his mind that maybe him and JudeLow could be a good team. There went his thoughts again, until a spike of drip stone plunged through his skull.