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  1. Public Bookmark 1

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    Bread loves making gifts for Banana, and Banana loves receiving them - but he wouldn't ever admit that.

    - The idea for this fic came from a drawing f00lishst4rz made on Tumblr, thanks oomf for my food

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    19 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 45

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    Logically, Clown knew that Branzy could fend for himself, given the time and resources and preparation needed. Knew that his lamb’s jaw could unhinge and reveal the sharpest set of teeth there was, could bite through bone and muscle and sinewy tissue and flesh with cutting precision, not even out of survival but simply for fun.

    But—

    If Branzy insisted on keeping up the guise of innocence, who was Clown to stop him? He’d go along with anything that man suggested, always ultimately swayed by those big purple eyes of his.

    Or: A fic that follows after my rewrite of the Casino Videos with S4 Clownzy where Clown traps Branzy in the End Dimension, except in this they make out sloppy style.

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    19 Apr 2026

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    gay people and their ways of keeping their loved ones in an partially unaccessible dimension thats only accessible by them forever and ever because they are that in love with them. Very Casual

  3. Public Bookmark 19

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    Perhaps, Clown was being too harsh on Branzy.

    But in fairness, Branzy owed him a life debt, so it was probably a small price to pay, having Clown work him to exhaustion.

    Clown has a mental breakdown about love.

    title from partner in crime by Madilyn Mei

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    15 Apr 2026

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    their relationship goes beyond the term relationship. secret second thing.

  4. Public Bookmark 14

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    Clown was, to put it lightly, not in the mood for this.

    “Kaboodle. Why are we here?”

    “It’s Kab, Clownie, and it’s because you need an omega.”

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    14 Apr 2026

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    Clocked in for omegaverse yet again Who is shocked.
    Love this to bits

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    Branzy decides to set up traps around the casino to deal with guests who won't listen to words, and to protect himself when Clown isn't around. He tells Clown to not come by in the meantime, which greatly backfires on him as Clown misunderstands what he means and comes by anyway, much to Branzy's panic.

    Somehow, this leads to Clown helping Branzy with the traps, and Branzy learns that Clown maybe likes physical touch more than he thought. A lot more, in fact.

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    14 Apr 2026

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