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Being a villain came with many cons, Technoblade was well aware of that when he signed on. Lack of interpersonal relationships being one of many. And that was fine, he didn't need friends and he certainly didn't need anything more than that. But, when a hero he couldn't help but take a shine to starts streaming explicit videos- well, it wouldn't hurt to watch one, right?
AKA the streamer/pornstar and hero au nobody asked for.
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09 Apr 2026
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“Wait, h-hear me out, hear me out. Does he really have any leverage? Because if he kills me… and my best friend is a necromancer… doesn’t that kinda just work out?”
Or: What if Phil activates the pearl a minute too late.
Or: What if Techno dies in the prison.
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09 Apr 2026
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Or maybe he would, because one day, not three weeks after the whole thing started, Sharpness woke up to his mattress bending unnaturally in the middle, from one fucking Judelow lying next to him like nothing was wrong, looking at him with a smirk, only for him to ask:
"Can I fuck you tonight?"
And for a good minute, Sharpness just laid there, wondering if he was still sleeping and the whole thing was just a dream.
"What?" he asked, still half asleep, trying to figure out what was going on, as he blinked his eyes open again and again to clear his vision properly.
"I want to fuck you," Jude answered, voice way too leveled for him to be kidding.
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- Part 2 of Lie's Anon Works - Explicit collection
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09 Apr 2026
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"Jude," Sharpness stopped him before the thought even completely manifested, hand reaching down to where Jude's own lay, just centimeters away from his treasure's waist, poking at the back of his hand until Jude lifted it. Sharpness' pinky wrapped around his, pulling at it for a moment, before the green eyes locked back onto Jude's own, "Trust me. I'm not made of glass; we've killed each other more than enough times for you to know that. Can't you trust me?"
Which was just unfair.
Because Jude did trust his dear, trusted him with everything that mattered, but—
"It's not you," his lips pursed as he glanced down at his princess, who didn't look surprised in the slightest.
"Trust me to know how to handle you then," Sharpness was fucking smiling at him when he said that, too, the cheater. Jude could feel his ears twitching as Sharpness pulled at his hand harder, intertwining their fingers as soon as Jude actually lifted it up.
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- Part 9 of Lie's Anon Works - Explicit collection
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08 Apr 2026
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Threats Made with Good Intent by unluckykeiisho (rain_in_the_summer)
Fandoms: Strength SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
07 Apr 2026
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Sharpness wasn't Gordon Ramsay, but he was definitely capable of producing food that was edible—somewhat—so he decides to show his appreciation for his teammates and friends by cooking.
He tied the apron around his waist and prepared the ingredients, hyped.
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In other words, Sharpness attempts to feed people on the Strength SMP his food only for them to either run away or require persuasion.
[The only people he manages to actually give food to are Twirps and Judelow. The rest are off-screen.]
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08 Apr 2026