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1. Shipping & Handling by Squirrelwithanut

   Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M, Multi
   • Complete Work

   25 May 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter
   • Matthew Brown/Will Graham
   • Matthew Brown/Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter
   • Bottom Will Graham
   • Top Matthew Brown (Hannibal)
   • Top Hannibal Lecter
   • Crack
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Murder Husbands
   • Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter Are on the Run
   • Matthew Did Not Work at BSHCI
   • Improper Use of Delivery Service
   • Jealous Will Graham
   • Cheating
   • Infidelity
   • Hannibal is Kinda Cool With it Though
   • Daddy Kink
   • Spanking
   • Belts
   • Corporal Punishment
   • Cat Ears
   • Will is a Pretty Kitty
   • Hannibal Lecter's Very Active Cowper's Glands
   • Vibes of a Shitty 90s Porno
   • But the Ending Will Be Distinctly 'Hannibal'
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Breathplay
   • Choking
   • Face Slapping
   • Sloppy Seconds
   • Bad Puns

   Summary

   Hannibal flirts with the delivery man just a bit too genuinely, and a jealous Will comes up with a nefarious scheme that will definitely one-up the insufferable bastard.

   Will’s totally gonna fuck the UPS guy.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   7,387

   Chapters:

   2/2

   Comments:

   16

   Kudos:

   72

   Bookmarks:

   14

   Hits:

   1,477