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Dawn light broke through the sheer curtains of his room, and Nagisa grumbled to himself for what might've been the thousandth time since he got them. I need thicker curtains.
He lay in his bed, trying to muster the motivation to get up and make breakfast, like he'd promised his mother he'd do, when his phone vibrated. He reached across his bedside table, and pulled it from the charger.
Karma: morning nagi-kun, do we have target practice or parkour in P.E this morn? need to know for skipping purposes
Nagisa put a hand over the screen, suddenly blinded by the brightness setting he forgot to dim before bed. He squinted, dimmed, read and replied.
Nagisa: to early to read.
Not an entire five seconds after sending it, he got another message. 'Karma, whyyyy?' He thought, with only a tiny bit of sourness as he opened his phone again. He sent a voice memo...?
He played it. "Good morning, Nagisa-kun. It's time to get up." His voice was sweet and low, with a little chuckle at the end.
Nagisa shot up almost immediately, like a dog hearing a dog whistle. It wasn't just Karma's voice, it was his voice when he was half asleep!! What the hell?! What the actual hell?! No guy had any business having a voice that low sweet and sexy, all at once!! Especially not goddamn Karma!!
Nagisa: Parkour, you win this round.
He had a little mental struggle after that, trying to decide if he should make it his alarm noise when he got around to making one. After finally deciding that, no it wasn't creepy that he had his best friend's voice recorded if he was the only one who would ever knew about it, he set it up.
Hearing Karma's voice in his ear every morning...It certainly helped Nagisa get up on time. He laughed it off, it was just a stupid little joke. It wasn't because it was sexy or anything, of course not!! Karma was just naturally threatening and hearing him speak in that low register made the back of his neck tingle, and it got him out of bed faster.
His Karma Alarm (Kalarm? Alarma? Kalarma!) was significantly less funny when he forgot to put it on silent during their Assassination Vacation, and the entirety of Class E heard Karma whispering sexily to wake up.
'Koro-sensei was shipping the wrong students...' They thought in unison, seeing Nagisa fumbling to snooze his damn phone alarm.