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1. Quaoar’s dream by rookkali

   Fandoms: The Weakest Are The Cruelest, Original Work, Astronomy (Anthropomorphic)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   15 Apr 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • Haume/Quaoar (The Weakest Are The Cruelest)
   • Haumea (The Weakest Are The Cruelest)
   • Quaoar (The Weakest Are The Cruelest)
   • Planet Haumea (Anthropomorphic)
   • 50000 Quaoar (Anthropomorphic)
   • Sex
   • Porn
   • Smut
   • Wet Dream
   • Dream Sex
   • Daddy Kink
   • Dom/sub
   • Dom/sub Undertones
   • Dom/sub Play
   • Oral Sex
   • Morning Wood
   • Nesting
   • Plushies
   • Plushophilia
   • Masturbation
   • Public Masturbation
   • Breaking the Fourth Wall
   • kinda a jokefic
   • Anal
   • Anal Sex
   • The Author Regrets Nothing
   • Author Totally Isn’t Using Quaoar As Self Insert
   • Trust
   • I mean
   • haumea 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
   • its the yaoi not me
   • uh
   • Tag
   • Gay
   • idk - Freeform
   • I need to be a psych ward bro
   • irl haumea can also get it anyday
   • Implied/Referenced Cannibalism
   • Makemake can die in a fire
   • Author is probably high
   • Author Is Sleep Deprived
   • Quaoar lwk dies
   • Death
   • Character Death
   • Original Character Death(s)
   • Cannibalism
   • Yandere
   • kinda idk
   • pls don’t kill me
   • I have a tag addiction
   • Mentioned MakeMake (The Weakest Are The Cruelest)
   • I don’t dream about being eaten
   • i think
   • Cringe
   • POV Alternating
   • Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
   • Angst
   • Angst and Smut
   • Angst and Porn
   • Crack and Angst
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • crackfic

   Summary

   After the encounter with haumea, quaoar has a dream about him.

   This shit ain’t cannon

   I think im high on cardboard

   Series

   • Part 6 of The weakest are the cruelest

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   704

   Chapters:

   1/1

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