Actions

Work Header

Rating:
Archive Warning:
Category:
Fandom:
Relationships:
Characters:
Additional Tags:
Language:
English
Stats:
Published:
2026-04-16
Updated:
2026-04-17
Words:
2,178
Chapters:
2/?
Comments:
5
Kudos:
20
Bookmarks:
6
Hits:
217

dance, dance!

Summary:

Wonwoo's life sucks. Some fuckhead named Hoshi keeps beating his records in Dance Dance Revolution, he keeps embarrassing himself in front of Soonyoung from Game Design Fundamentals, and his group chat keeps calling him an Omega.

Kill him now. Seriously.

Notes:

hey guys!! i wanted something fun to work on while writing the last two chapters of the great potential within you, so... heres a silly group chat crackfic!

this is heavily reliant on work skins so please make sure you have those turned on and creator style turned on as well!! thank you!

and also thank u vokdas for freeing me from work skin coding hell.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: ain't that a greek letter?

Chapter Text

← 11 men 1 trenchcoat

HOSHI, WHOEVER YOU ARE, I WILL FUCKING BURY YOU.

10:21

IS IT ONE OF YOU? TRYING TO MAKE ME QUIT DDR????????

Real S.Coups
wonwoo man this is getting concerning

10:22

mingoo
i swear… hes been dreaming abt ddr man

every night i hear him across the room… hes like… perfect combo…hoshi…must beat

10:23

that’s not even true.

10:25

hoshi is not that important to me.

kidney function
u jst said u were gnna bury him tho?

10:27

ai.

10:28

cgi.

channiehae
??????????

but like you just typed it though?

10:28

junnie !! (≧◡≦)
is he cute at least ?? ^^



rivals to lovers~~

10:29

you spend too much time on ao3.

10:31

and stop using yourself as a reaction image you fucking loser

junnie !! (≧◡≦)
u would be the omega <(￣︶￣)>

10:33

kidney function
wat that mean?



10:33

kwannie
hansol bb pls dont ask questions u dont want the answers to…

10:34

kidney function
wonwoo omega

aint dat a greek letter

10:37

IM NOT A FUCKING OMEGA

10:37

cheollie’s keeper
wonwoo knows what an omega is huh…

curious… curious indeed

10:38

oh goddammit

10:38

cheollie’s keeper changed the group name

wonwoo’s alphas

you bitch?

10:38

cheollie’s keeper
don’t worry guys he’s just in preheat so that’s why he’s being bitchy these days…

10:39

junnie !! (≧◡≦)
awww… poor wonugie!! maybe your ddr nemesis is your fated alpha…

rawr!! ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡• )

10:41

SALUUUUTE
wonu… poor guy!!! FIGHTING!!! BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME YOU SHALL MAKE IT THROUGH THIS HEAT!!!!!!

10:43

Real S.Coups
lots of electrolytes ;)

10:44

NOT YOU TOO?

10:45

joshuji
someone tl;dr me

10:52

mingoo
wonu’s gonna get his heat broken

by way of his ddr nemesis’ huge alpha knot

10:54

joshuji
the fuck

sorry i asked goddamn

10:55

dj haohao
right…

on that note has anyone finished making a the bio cheat sheet or do i have to do everything myself

11:02

mingoo
can’t u see we’re in the middle of something here

11:02

omg wow guys minghao is here

11:03

hey minghao lets talk about the cheat sheet now

dj haohao
dude your life is kind of a wreck right now actually

11:04

so what the fuck happened to you caring about the cheat sheet

11:05

dj haohao
i just thought about it though. like youre in the middle of one sided dance dance revolution beef with someone that im sure either a. doesnt give a shit about it or b. is twelve

thats sad.

11:07

kwannie
and that’s not even taking into consideration the soonyoung of it all.

11:10

alright now why are we bringing him up

11:13

channiehae
guys hyung was soooo embarrassing in front of soonyoungie yesterday…

soonyoung went ‘hey wonugie!’ and hyung was just like um. Hey soonyoung. I have to go soonyoung. Thanks for saying hi soonyoung. i really couldnt believe my eyes.

SALUUUUTE
wonu being a gay loser :( it’s real guys… it happened 2 me

11:19

kidney function
wonwoo hyung gay loser allegations



11:22

im going to bed

11:23

Real S.Coups
hes going to go lose at overwatch

11:24

die.

11:25

←JIHOONIEWOONIE!

MY HOONIEWOONIEWOOOOOO

8:22 AM

arcade tn? Right?? right???

bruno mars trophy wife
no.

9:33 AM

9:34AM

LITERALLY WHY NOT????

bruno mars trophy wife
because i don’t want to.

9:35 AM

9:37AM

so you hate me and want me to die basically

bruno mars trophy wife
yep.

9:40 AM

9:42 AM

tf

bruno mars trophy wife
im not feeding your delusions anymore man.

9:53 AM

9:55 AM

WHAT DELUSIONS????

bruno mars trophy wife
you literally just go there to do your weird eflirting with the dance dance revolution guy.

9:57 AM

9:59 AM

this has nothing to do with GAM3BO1. maybe i just want to go to the arcade with my dearest friend.

bruno mars trophy wife
so you think im stupid basically.

10:02 AM

10:04 AM

ok now ur just putting words in my mouth

bruno mars trophy wife
have you ever thought of just approaching wonwoo? he seems like a nice guy.

you could go hey wonwoo. i think you’re really cute and i’ve spent the last three weeks trying to flirt with you through dance dance revolution. i challenge you to a battle. it really is just that easy.

10:07 AM

10:07 AM

you ARE stupid. That would never work. he probably thinks hoshi is some super sexy super built hot nonchalant dance dance revolution master.

bruno mars trophy wife
somehow i have a hard time believing that.

10:09 AM

10:11 AM

im telling u. Hoshi is a figure of mystique and peak sexiness in his head. My ddr prowess probably gets him all horned up

bruno mars trophy wife
whatever you say man.



10:17 AM

←wonwoo’s alphas

THAT HOSHI ASSHOLE BEAT MY FUCKING RECORD AGAIN

10:22 PM

IM GOING TO THROW A FIRECRACKER THROUGH HIS WINDSHIELD

Real S.Coups
please see a therapist.

10:24 PM.

END CHAPTER.