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"Light-kun, wanna play uno with me?"
"...uno?"
"I can teach you if you don't know the rules."
"No I know the rules."
'Of course I know the rules!' Yagami Light thought, 'L, do you really think I haven't been observing you? I KNEW you would ask me to play uno. You're trying to test if I'm Kira! Well, so be it, L. I know EXACTLY how to crush your theories when we play-'
"On that note, Amane-san will also be playing with us."
'DAMN IT! DAMN YOU L!' Tbh he didn't think about L asking Misa to play with them. He's gonna have to tell Misa to not reveal their secret...
"Or, if you wish, it could just be us two..." L twirled his hair and bit his lip like a Wattpad fmc.
'He-he's trying to trick me! He's finding out if I'm one of them homosexuals! Oh I know your plan L, you've always been so obvious. I'll play along with your plan, for it will PREVAIL!' And Light mentally does his fuckass evil laugh.
"Of course, Ryuzaki. Anything for you, my pookie" Light got close to him and grazed L's jaw. If L wants him to be gay,
HE WILL BE GAY.
"L-light-kun?"
"My name backwards is I'm a gay, and I'm a gay for you, Ryuzaki~" Light moaned in L's ear.
"So?" Light asked very sexily, "Do you want to play uno or play in bed?"
L sighed and clicked his fingers and the walls broke and came down. Light saw that there were cameras watching them and Misa was behind it looking really angry.
"I-I KNEW YOU WERE A GAY, LIGHT!" And Misa starts crying
'WHAT?!? Did L predict my plan?? SHIT!' Light now has to save his relationship with Misa or she might affect his Kira percentage.
"Misa! IM NOT A GAY! I swear I'm homophobic!"
"YES YOU ARE YOU ALWAYS YAP ABOUT L"
L is smirking like the fucking grinch and Light wants to punch him so he does. And L kicks him back
"OH MY FUCKING GOD NOT THIS AGAIN TS PMO ICL IM LEAVING" Misa screams and storms out. Now L and Light are two bros sittinginahottub standing in the "room" five feet apart cause they're not gay.
L turns to him and says, "sooooo since Amane-san is gone, wanna fuck?"
Wait, L actually wants to fuck? This whole time he thought it was a test for Kira... BUT WAIT! What if the fucking is the REAL test for Kira? Would Kira let L come in him? Light has to think this through.
"Alr but after we play uno."