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1. Woooopss...ANNND YOU'RE STRAIGHT. by BardsAmbrosia

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   06 Jun 2013

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Dirk Strider/Reader
   • Lil Hal/Reader
   • Dirk Strider
   • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
   • Reader
   • Dirty Talk
   • Voyeurism
   • i guess idk
   • Masturbation

   Summary

   Lil Hal secretly does you a favor and indulges your sexual fantasies.

   ((also lets pretend that lil hal has a programed voice and its maybe dirk's ok and that title was rushed and is hilarious alright thank u southpark))

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   950

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   28

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