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“Have I ever told you how it’s my dream to be eaten by you?” Said Gangle.
Zooble opened their non - existent mouth and swallowed gangle. Gangle was dead.
“SCISSOR ME TIMBERS” exclaimed Caine. He threw his hat.
Zooble then choked on caine’s hat and died.
“WHAT A SHOCKING TURN OF EVENTS!!! DOOMED YURI MY FAVOURITE FLAVOUR!!!”
Caine then died over too much exposure to doomed yuri, so the whole circus died, and everyone died.
THE END