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1. Can't Buy Me Love- The Unofficial Ringo Ending by Luna_55

   Fandoms: The Beatles (Band)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   18 Apr 2026

   Tags

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   • Ringo Starr/You
   • Ringo Starr
   • Paul McCartney
   • John Lennon
   • George Harrison (The Beatles)
   • Y/n - Character
   • The Beatles (Ensemble)
   • References to the Beatles
   • I Wrote This While Listening to The Beatles
   • Touring Era (The Beatles)
   • Mentioned George Harrison (The Beatles)
   • Insecure Ringo Starr
   • Satire
   • Don't Examine This Too Closely
   • Song: Can't Buy Me Love (The Beatles)
   • I'm Bad at Tagging
   • I'm Going to Hell
   • Cute Ringo Starr
   • Not Serious
   • Mentioned John Lennon
   • The Beatles - Freeform
   • Reader-Insert
   • Y/N Used for Reader-Insert
   • thank you for your work brumme
   • the most serious unserious fic you're ever going to read LMAO
   • don't take this seriously
   • 1960s
   • comedy?
   • funny?
   • i'm not sure if this has been done before

   Summary

   I was really bored today okay

   The Can't Buy Me Love VN doesn't have a Ringo ending, so imagine this is that.

   Paul buys you from your wretched mother, and keeps you in a cage. Have no fear though, Ringo is here!!

   This is entirely satire. Do not take this seriously okay? It is written rather poorly. A LOT OF DIALOGUE/STORYLINE IS OWNED BY THE ONE AND ONLY BRUMMELLIANA! I highly recommend you check out the original game, it is amazing and much better than what I have written here 😭

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