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1. Poor Bastard by candlewikk

   Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   21 Apr 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • John "Soap" MacTavish/Reader
   • John "Soap" MacTavish/You
   • John "Soap" MacTavish
   • John Price (Call of Duty)
   • Simon "Ghost" Riley
   • Kyle "Gaz" Garrick
   • Kate Laswell
   • Reader
   • Flirting
   • Banter
   • Sexual Tension
   • One Night Stands
   • John "Soap" MacTavish Has an Accent
   • Teasing
   • you have a spine
   • scottish accent weaponised
   • Drunken Flirting

   Summary

   In Soap’s defense, you were being very flirtatious.

   In everyone else’s defense, watching him get publicly humbled was extremely funny.

   Or: Soap realizing he accidentally tried to one-night-stand someone who now outranks his peace of mind.

   Series

   • Part 2 of Soap Stories

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   5,595

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   1/1

   Comments:

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