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1. Nothing's really sane (But everything's amazing) by Bunndoe

   Fandoms: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Elder Scrolls  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   23 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Cicero/Listener (Elder Scrolls)
   • Cicero/Female Listener (Elder Scrolls)
   • Cicero (Elder Scrolls)
   • Astrid (Elder Scrolls)
   • Babette (Elder Scrolls)
   • Nazir (Elder Scrolls)
   • Olava the Feeble (Elder Scrolls)
   • POV Second Person
   • No Use of Y/N for Reader-Insert
   • Reader-Insert
   • Vampires
   • Vampire Bites
   • First Meetings
   • simplified vampirism
   • you just get bit and turn
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Not Beta Read
   • havent written fanfic in like 5 years
   • Astrid slander
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Strangers to Friends to Lovers
   • Past Trauma
   • Psychological Trauma
   • Cicero Being Cicero (Elder Scrolls)
   • But also
   • serious Cicero

   Summary

   It’s been a troubled few months for you starting with nearly getting executed and then escaping a dragon attack but you're slowly building your life back together…
   And then you become a vampire and meet a troubled jester on the road.

    

   [[Listener is based on my own LDB (female vampire bosmer) but she isn’t named and I will try to refrain from describing her appearance apart from vampire characteristics like eyes and such]]

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   19,936

   Chapters:

   4/?

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