Chapter Text
Vil S: Does anyone know when the next housewarden meeting is? I'm trying to schedule a shoot, and don't wish to unknowingly cause a conflict.
Beetroot:
<@
( > ,
/
ÎÍÌĪĪĪÍÌÎÎÍÌĪĪĪÍÌÎÎÍÌĪĪĪÍÌÎ
Beetroot: a bird on a bridge
Vil S: Does anything ever take place in that oversized head of yours?!
Yam: this is y ur mama is dead
Cauliflower: cmon guys!! Lets be supportive!!! :)
Radish: malleus-shi do you need a therapist
Cauliflower: wrong type of supportive!!!
Cauliflower: i think its cute malleus ^^
Beetroot: ^^
Beetroot: thanky ou, ihave been practicing
Radish: lol thanky
Radish: im so thanky 4 u vil-shi
Vil: I'm so thanky for you too, Idia.
Yam: im so thanky im nvr gonna see u guys again
Carrot: What in the world is going on?
Vil S: All I wanted to know was when the next housewarden meeting was. I don't understand how we've managed to derail this far.
Carrot: I see.
Carrot: We are to meet again in two days time, immediately after school.
Vil S: See, thank you! Was that so hard, Malleus?
Vil S: Malleus?
Yam: hush dont summon him
Beetroot:
[‘_’]
_!!_
// [---] \\
| |
_■ ■_
Vil S: You see!? He keeps doing it!
Carrot: Goodness me. Is this what you do instead of attending meetings?
Yam: Radish we told u to teach him how to type, not launch his own art exhibit
Radish: i taught him how 2 use spaces! Idk where he learned this from
Beetroot: i taught myself :)
Yam: i hope u teach urself how 2 fall off a roof
Beetroot: /_\
Yam: and now he's in the illuminati
Cabbage: No, he's in Idia
Radish: HEY
Beetroot: (‘０’)
Cabbage: Anyways, has anyone seen Crowley?
Radish: im gonna feed u 2 ur minions
Beetroot: what do you need from Crowley
Cabbage: I want to ask him if he will allow a new type of product to be sold at the Mostro Lounge.
Yam: what type of product
Cabbage: Rootbeer, with actual root.
Yam: isn’t that what villy-billy calls lizard
Cabbage: Beer! I mean beer!
Vil S: It is.
Vil S: @Beetroot, run for your life.
Yam: its already been going on for too long
Beetroot: how dare all of you
Beetroot: to think there was a time when i considered you all my kin
Yam: radish u remember this?
Radish: nope
Beetroot: surely you do it was during our first year when kingscholar was our upperclassman and we saw him as a father figure remember
Radish: i remember not wanting 2 talk 2 u guys, n lwky i still dont lmao
Radish: peace
(Radish has logged off)
Beetroot: wait no what about our date
Beetroot: we were to face time for the first time
Beetroot: idia
(Beetroot has logged off)
Cabbage: What is the point of having a group chat if no one is going to answer my questions!?
Vil S: See that’s what I’m wondering!
Yam: its mostly lizards fault
Carrot: You’re partly to blame as well, Leona-Senpai.
Yam: u stfu u son of woody the woodfuckingpecker
Carrot: Who!?
Yam: u put donald duck’s temper to shame
Carrot: Why are you comparing to so many birds? And why do they have first names?
Yam: have u nvr watched a cartoon in ur life?
Carrot: No.
Cauliflower: wait leona how did u watch cartoons???
Yam: wdym?
Cauliflower: like weren’t tvs not a thing when u were little???
Cabbage: LOL
Carrot: Kalim, please, they had televisions thirty years ago.
Yam: 30?
Yam: im 21 u absolute walnuts wtf
Carrot: You’re twenty one?!
Cauliflower: well i knew u were 21!! <33 Im just saying didn’t u grow up on radios still????
Vil S: The worst part of all this is he’s asking genuinely.
Vil S: To answer your question Kalim, yes, they had tvs when Leona was growing up.
Yam: ok now riddle answer my question: HOW TF DID U THINK I WAS 30
Carrot: I apologize! I was restating what Malleus-senpai told me!
Yam: why r u listen to him? He thinks u can use a microwave as a dryer
Cauliflower: wait u can’t!?!?
Vil S: Kalim…
Cabbage: I’m telling Jamil-san~
Cauliflower: wait no plz!! (;O;)
Cabbage: You won’t be his favorite anymore~
Cauliflower: NOOOO :((((
(Cabbage has logged off)
Cauliflower: azul plzzzz!!!!!!
(Cauliflower has logged off)
Yam: wasn’t the whole point of snakeys overblot that kalim was never his favorite?
Vil S: The only point you should be taking away from any of this is that you are in desperate need of a new skincare regiment with a side of botox.
Yam: im a grown ass man i dont have to take this
(Yam has logged off)
Carrot: He’s too grown, I’m afraid. He’s bound to be mistaken for Trein’s older brother someday.
Vil S: OH MY
Vil S: Well, you go on and sleep so you can avoid that fate.
Carrot: Alright. Goodnight, Vil-Senpai.
Vil S: Goodnight, Riddle.