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May and Ravi private chat, Tuesday
Ravi!!
do you want to try that thai restaurant on friday? im off shift!
May💗
can’t :( i’m at bucks friday w harry
Ravi!!
NO!
May💗
come w us!!
Ravi!!
to BUCKS
May💗
yes 🙄🥺
Ravi!!
babe im so fr he is my enemy
May💗
he is not
it’ll be fine!!
Ravi!!
he will not want me to come
May💗
but i want u to come
Ravi!!
emotional blackmail is a crime
are u sure he can be normal? historically not a normal person
May💗
🥺
i’ll ask him if it’s okay!!
Ravi!!
IF he says yes ‼️
Buck and May private chat, Tuesday
May
hi hi hi
quick question abt friday night
Buck
yeah!
May
how do we feel abt The Boyfriend coming w me 🤨 😇
Buck
of course!!!! more than welcome anytime !!!!!
May and Ravi private chat, Tuesday
May💗
sent a screenshot
see! all good
Ravi!!
suspicious…
but okay i’m in
May💗
[yippee cat gif]
May and Harry private chat, Tuesday
May
jsyk ravi is coming to buck’s w us on friday!! so we’ll go separate and meet u there
Harry reacted: 👍🏾
Christopher and Denny private chat, Wednesday
Chris
dude you are not going to believe what just happened to me
this is kinda the best day of my life
Denny
icl ur life is not that great so idk what the scale is here
Chris
you have a point
At least im not in tx anymore amen
Denny
AMEN
ok what happened though
Chris
do you have headphones on
Denny
lit all the time
Chris
okay one sec
Chris
sent a voice note
00:43: Okay I just can’t type everything so I’m doing this but your parents and my dad can’t hear this before Friday night or they will ruin it for us. So like I was just at Buck’s with my dad and I saw this kinda fancy cheese thing in his fridge, which, Buck is weird but I like to ask him stuff so I was like what is this cheese for and then he tells me May is bringing her boyfriend to his house this weekend on Friday to introduce them for the first time and I’m like what?
Denny
wdym introduce them 😭
Chris
sent a voice note
00:27: Yeah no, I know. But he was so excited about it and acting really genuine so I was like, oh really? And Buck is like yeah and he starts telling me how excited he is that May wanted to bring her boyfriend to his house and that she’s really trusting him and stuff. And the whole time I’m like dude what are we talking about?
Denny
wait is he fr
like he acc doesn’t know??
Chris
YEAH
Denny
there’s no way like it’s been so long 💀
Chris
sent a voice message
00:26: no I thought so too at first but then I was asking him about it like more questions. And he keeps on telling me about all the snacks he’s planning and like fancy shit that he doesn’t even pull out for my dad. And how he isn’t sure his cheeseboard will be cool enough for May and her boyfriend and that’s when I’m like no he definitely doesn’t know. So I’m really sure about it
Denny
did you tell him lol
Chris
not in a million years
whole time ravi is coming to his house
my dad came back after that and i changed the subject
Denny
wasn’t he there at the auction though
Chris
ur really underestimating how undiagnosed adhd he is
Denny
wym UNDIAGNOSED
Chris
don’t even
anyway don’t tell anybody bc if my dad hears about this he will one hundred percent tell buck
Denny
can i tell mara
Chris
yes she’s fine, kinda the queen of gossip tbh
Denny
i relayed the msg but she says shes gossip princess actually
Chris
👑👑👑
ok but listen i have a plan
Denny
let’s goooo 🎉
bachelor siblings group chat: Buck, Harry, and May. Thursday
Buck
hi kids
Harry
stop that rn
Buck
sorry hi fellow adults
Harry
🙄
May
hi buck what’s up!
Buck
just making sure we are all good for tomorrow!! at 7!!
Harry
it’s literally always at 7
Buck
i’m just covering my bases
May
all good! we’ll be there!!
Buck reacted: ❤️
(game)boys group chat: Christopher, Denny, and Harry. Friday
Chris
hi harry
Harry
???
This chat has been dead for literal years, hello?
I’m not even a boy anymore
Chris
yeah yeah you’re a man now we got it
Denny
imagine being nineteen and already chopped 💔
Chris
i feel like i’m corrupting your sense of humor
Harry
what is happening, are you guys okay?
Chris
thriving and having time to game bc we are not firefighting teenagers like some ppl
Harry
wow okay
Denny
🥳🥳🥳
Harry reacted: 👎🏾
Chris
however
we need a favor
Harry
i’m at buck’s rn but what do you need?
Chris
oh we know
Harry
what
Chris
wait i typed it out in advance bc ik i’m slow
Denny
ur so smart
Chris
ty
okay so here’s the situation. we found out from a source (me, christopher diaz) that buck does not know that may and ravi are dating. best guess for how this happened is buck has adhd that his parents did not care abt enough. Anyway this means that you (harry) are about to witness the best gossip that has touched this family since buck broke up w his ugly boyfriend, because in a matter of minutes buck is going to find out he’s the only one who doesn’t know about them when he shows up at his house with may
hold for crashout.
Harry
wdym
WDYM
that cannot be true
Chris
trust me it is
Harry
wtf
i’m on buck’s patio already!!
Denny
yeahhh chris thought it would be better to wait and tell you when it was too late to back out
Harry
but buck was at the auction like everybody else
Everybody knows about this
Chris
i promise you one person does not
He asked me if his cheeseplate was cool enough for may’s new bf to like him
Harry
oh my god he does have a cheeseplate
i thought the snacks were better today but i didn’t want to ask questions
Chris
so. as a favor to us
Your old abandoned friends
Harry
hey
Chris
we need updates
Harry
u must be joking
Denny
come on ur already there
Chris
we have to know
Harry
who else knows about this
Chris
nobody!
Denny
uh about that
sorry but i was laughing at my phone and i told my moms everything
I can’t help myself sometimes they are too good
Chris
doesn’t matter it’s 7 now
Harry
they are ringing the doorbell rn
I can’t believe i’m doing this
Chris
YESSSS
Filling my dad in now that it’s too late to warn buck lol
Hen and Eddie private chat
Hen
We have a situation
Eddie
I’m starting to get that.
Hen
Did Christopher already tell you?
Eddie
Just now.
Hen
Does Buck actually not know??
Eddie
I thought he did! But Chris swears he doesn’t and he told me word for word that I’m “too late to help him now” ☹️
Hen
Denny had a similar sentiment
I mean. It is kinda funny though
Eddie
To you maybe. I was going to go to bed early and now I’m going to have to drive to Buck’s tonight.
Hen
You could let him fend for himself
Eddie
We both know I am not going to do that
Hen
😂😂😂
New group chat: Christopher, Denny, Harry, Eddie, Hen, Karen
Chris
ive been told my punishment for
“being mean to buck”
Is that everybody gets to hear the gossip now
Denny
mara would like it known that she is here in spirit despite not having a phone
Chris
we bow down to gossip princess
Hen
Solid move, Eddie
Eddie
Thanks
Harry
i don’t even know how i got here
Karen
That’s not the point right now. What did we miss?
Harry
seriously?
Eddie
Seriously. You’re a probie, talk.
Hen
Go Eddie!
Harry
fine
I’m already in it now
Buck opened the door and stood there for like a whole thirty seconds and then he was like what are you doing here
Chris
i love it here
Eddie
Christopher
Chris
what? i do
Denny
mara says stay focused
Harry
guys this is a disaster i can’t look away
Karen
Say more!
Actually wait.
Karen added Maddie to the chat
Karen
Maddie deserves to be here.
Maddie
Hi! Where is here?
Eddie
My son is tormenting your brother.
Maddie
Oh! How?
Hen
Long story short, Buck is the only person who somehow didn’t know that May and Ravi are dating. Buck told Christopher that May was introducing her “new boyfriend” to him at his house tonight.
Eddie
And Christopher did not feel the need to tell Buck that he was mistaken.
Chris reacted: ❤️
Karen
So now Harry is reporting live from Buck’s house, May and Ravi just got there.
Maddie
This is the best thing that’s ever happened to me.
Chris
See?
Eddie
No!
Chris reacted: ❤️
Harry
buck was like i thought you were bringing your bf
and may was like yes
And buck was like where is he 😭
Chris
lol
Harry
and then ravi said to may, i told you he is abnormal
Chris
LMAO EVEN
Eddie
Watch it.
Chris reacted: 👎🏻
Hen
Honestly this is worth it to me, I can’t even be mad
I can’t wait to tell Athena
Harry
i beg u to Not
Hen
Yeah no I’m going to
Denny
mara says again focus
Karen
She’s right.
Maddie
I’m making popcorn 🍿
Eddie
We were supposed to be having dinner ☹️
Harry
may is so confused
Buck is also so confused
May is trying to explain it to him
But buck keeps saying ravi? Over and over so idk if anything is getting through to him
Karen
I don’t understand, how did he not know?
Chris
the adhd
Eddie
Hey, that’s not nice.
Chris
ur gonna look me in the eye and tell me u don’t think buck has adhd?
Eddie
That’s not what I said.
Maddie
No, he definitely does.
Chris reacted: ‼️
Harry
yall
buck is so mad
Eddie
What does that mean? Buck doesn’t get mad like that.
Chris
well not at you
Harry
no he’s right
he’s not MAD
it’s something else
Eddie
Is he okay?
Harry
debatable
he’s buffering
oh no
Karen
What?
Maddie
What??
Eddie
What happened?
Harry
my phone is literally hot
May told him everybody knew
Eddie
Oh great.
Hen
He can’t be mad about that.
Harry
more like betrayed
Maddie
He’ll be fine!
Harry
“does Eddie know?”
Eddie
Lie!
Harry
dude i’m not the one answering
ravi said yes QUICKLY
Eddie
Great
Harry
“wait. does christopher know?”
Chris
😬
Eddie
You deserve that.
Harry
okay okay
I think he’s coming around
Denny
twist
Harry
he asked them if they’re happy together 😒
Maddie
Aw
Chris
imagine they said no
Denny reacted: 😂
Harry
they said yes
obv
They’re disgusting
Eddie
What did Buck say?
Harry
HES HUGGING THEM NOW?
Chris
ofc he is
Harry
apparently “as long as they’re happy he’s happy”
Karen
That’s so cute.
Chris
no harm done then!
Eddie
We are not done.
Chris reacted: 👎🏻
Harry
at least two of you OWE me
118 Family group chat
Buck
DID EVERYONE KNOW MAY AND RAVI ARE DATING?
Hen reacted: 😂
Maddie reacted: 😂
Chimney reacted: 😂
Buck and Eddie private chat
Eddie
Do you want a teenager? I’m trying to get rid of one.
Buck
He said my cheese was cool 🙁
Eddie
It is!
Buck
That’s what May said, too.
Eddie
Sorry bud. I would have told you if I thought you didn’t know
Buck
I would have mentioned it to you if I had known!!
Eddie
To be fair, we had a lot going on.
See you in fifteen.
Buck
You don’t have to
Eddie
I want to
Buck
[yippee cat gif]
Hen and Athena private chat
Hen
Boy do I have a story for you.
Athena
I’ll bring wine and my many, many questions.