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1. A drunk and a blonde walk into a bar... by ToraTales

   Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   25 Apr 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Haley/Shane (Stardew Valley)
   • Haley (Stardew Valley)
   • Shane (Stardew Valley)
   • Sam (Stardew Valley)
   • Abigail (Stardew Valley)
   • Sebastian (Stardew Valley)
   • Emily (Stardew Valley)
   • Background ass squad
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
   • Alley Blow Jobs
   • Shane is Bad at Feelings (Stardew Valley)
   • Haley is Bad at Feelings (Stardew Valley)
   • no beta we die like shanes will to live

   Summary

   Shane is supposed to have a relaxing evening with a few beers in his favorite spot at the bar, but why does the infamous Trio insist on ruining his mood?
   Maybe Haley will prove a good distraction.

   This is sort of a spiritual sequel to my Sam/Shane fic "Cold".

   Written for the SDV Writers' Guild Rare Pair Week Day 7 prompt: "They'll never know".

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