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1. Animal Nitrate by homegrownlesbian

   Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   26 Apr 2026

   Tags

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   • Dan Howell/Phil Lester
   • Female Dan Howell/Female Phil Lester - Relationship
   • Dan Howell
   • Phil Lester
   • phyuri
   • AU
   • Banter
   • realising you’re gay
   • Aphrodisiacs
   • Lesbian Sex
   • Cunnilingus
   • Strapon Sex
   • knotted dildo
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Oral Sex
   • Eventual Smut
   • Porn
   • Porn with Light Plot
   • Mildly Dubious Consent
   • dub con explained in author's note

   Summary

   Dan and Phil both work at the same nondescript, unimportant consultancy firm. Phil is a lesbian. Dan is too, she just doesn’t know it yet.
   Phil buys aphrodisiacs to fix that problem. It’s not unethical, it’s servicing her community!

   OR: happy lesbian visibility week :-)

   Dan waves dismissively. “Whatever. I’m not saying anything, I don’t want to sound homophobic. It’s fine if you think I’m fit, or something. Stare all you want.”

   Oh my god. Phil stares her down. The tank shows a lot more cleavage than the one from the movie. “You’re very progressive, Dan.”

   She rolls her eyes. “How’s the thing you’re working on? With the… whatever. I forget.”

    

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