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Yuji sighs, shuts off his phone and glares at Gojo suspiciously. “Sensei, you're not pranking me, are you?” he accuses, squinting his honey brown eyes.
Gojo stops typing on his phone to gasp dramatically.
“What could possibly make you think that Yuji!?” he mock cries, wiping a fake tear from his blindfolded forehead.
Megumi grumbles from the dark and shadowy book nook he was hiding in and sighs. He shuts his book closed and looks up at Yuji. “What is it this time?” he asks as he rolls his eyes.
“I don’t know, I'm getting a lot of weird texts from Todo saying something about Klay breaking up with Megan.” Yuji explains.
“Who’s Klay and Megan?” Megumi deadpans.
“You don’t know who Megan Thee Stallion is!?” Nobara squawks in indignant rage.
“She’s only the woman of my dreams!” Yuji adds.
“I thought it was Jennifer Lawrence?” Megumi counters.
“That’s its own thing!” Yuji whines.
Suddenly, Nobara gets a bright idea. She looks at Yuji. “Yuji,” she grasps his shoulders, "now's your chance to shoot your shot!”
Gojo giggles from his (expensive leather) chair and grins. “Aww my student is already trying to leave the nest?” he teases.
“Sensei! This is my chance to finally meet the woman of my dreams!”
Megumi hides his face behind the book he has resumed reading, trying not to laugh.
“Yo Megumi why are you trying not to laugh, that's disrespectful as shit,” Nobara accuses, “Yuji needs to be in the zone if he's to have a shot in hell with Megan!”
“Hey!” Yuji cries out defensively as he pulls out his phone, tapping on Instagram. Nobara hovers over Yuji’s shoulder as he navigates towards Megan The Stallion’s DMs. Once there, Yuji quickly types the most important text of his lifetime. Sweat pours down his skin as he punches down the glyphs of love…
Hey baelicious, girl of my dreams, queen of my heart, you deserve more than him😘
Yuji lets out a huge sigh, and wipes off the sweat from his brow.
“Nice going Yuji! Now…we wait!” Nobara declares. The phone chimes as a chat bubble appears, bouncing along the bottom of his screen.
“Woah, that was fast!” Yuji exclaims. The romantic duo ogle at the phone in anticipation…
Sorry cutie, but a handsome, cute, strong guy already snatched me up 😚
!??!?!?Who could possibly be cuter, handsomer and stronger than me
My new bae
????WHO IS
Toru
“Who the hell is Toru?” Yuji mumbles under his breath. Yuji looks up from his phone as Gojo can’t contain his raucous laughter.
“That’s my new nickname!”